The episode starts with a song accompanied by a acoustic guitar

Charlie:
At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness
And to find it, how often I've tried
But my life is a wild goose chase
And my dreams have all been denied. (Micheal: Why has she been always a failure?)
What can the reason be? (Micheal: I wonder if the world is to blame)

Micheal and Charlie:
We wonder if it could be us!

Charlie:
I'm always chasing rainbows.

Micheal:
I'm always watching clouds drift by.

Charlie:
My schemes are all just like my dreams

Micheal:
It ends in the sky.

Charlie:
Some fellows look and find the sunshine
I always look and find the rain
Some fellows make a winning everytime!
I never even make a gain

Micheal:
Believe Her

Charlie:
I'm always chasing rainbows.

Charlie And Micheal:
Waiting for us to find a blue bird..... in vain.

Later We cut to someone who died as he falls and hits the ground and looks to see he's still alive

Demon: Haha! I'm alive! Screw you Cancer!-

Suddenly the Demon gets run over by a vehicle as it stops as Angel Dust gets out of it

Travis: Thanks for the fun time, Hot stuff!

Angel Dust: Okay well listen I can't be offering my services to randoms on the streets, it was a little cash grab if you know what I mean.

Travis: Whatever you say Slut.

Angel Dust: Oh that's very insulting of you, you know who else insults me? My friend Micheal

Suddenly (and don't ask how) Micheal shows up from the back seat and aims a pistol at Travis's neck

Micheal: This is a 9MM pistol aimed at the back of your neck, unless you want to live I'd suggest that one don't call Angel Dust aka My friend a slut, second if I see you again I will break your neck, understand?

Travis: Yeah man! I hear you!

Micheal: Good. *gets out of the car* tell the miss we said hi.

Travis: You got it! *laughs nervously*

Travis drives away as the sounds of car crashing can be heard as Micheal and Angel Dust both high five

Angel Dust: Thanks for backing me up Micheal

Micheal: No problem man, it's just a way to kill time before this interview with me, Charlie and Katie Killjoy

Angel Dust: Yeah right. *notices a vending machine* Say you want something from the vending machine?

Micheal: No thanks, I don't smoke

Angel Dust: Suit yourself. *presses the angel dust button which makes a bag of drugs fall out of the vending machine as he grabs it* Look at that, pure A grade drugs.

Demon: *grabs the drugs from angel dust and runs off* This is mine now!

Angel Dust: Hey get back here!

Demon: Catch me if you can!-

Suddenly Micheal grabs his pistol and shoots the Demon in the knee making the Demon fall down as he suddenly screams as a Giant rock Suddenly crushes him and makes blood be thrown into Micheal and Angel Dust's faces

Angel Dust: Oh!!

Micheal: The fucks happening?! Oh shit man!

Angel Dust: Oh man I think he just got crushed.

Micheal: How the fuck would he get crushed?!

Angel Dust: *notices his bag of drugs destroyed* My drugs! Dammit!

Micheal: *looks up and notices something* Holy shit...

Angel Dust: What?

Micheal: Angel Dust, I think we're gonna need some bigger guns.

What The two were looking at was a war ship destroying stuff as we cut inside to see Sir Pentious and his egg bois....... I can't believe that's what his henchmen are called.

Sir Pentious: *laughs evilly* Once I destroy more of those buildings, the west side of pentagram city will be mine!

Egg Boi #26: Alright Boss!

Egg Boi #29: *starts to cheer*

Egg Boi #37: I wish he would shoot me with his ray gun.

Sir Pentious: After that I'll take over the entire city for it is I, Sir Pen-

Cherri Bomb: *offscreen* Edgelord!!!

Sir Pentious: Pardon?! Who said that?! *to two Egg Bois* was it you two?!

Egg Boi #77: It was not us Sir!

Egg Boi #86: Yeah it was totally not us!

Suddenly a bomb gets flown into the air ship as it explodes covering the ship in red smoke as it then clears to reveal Cherri Bomb!!! (Aka one of my favorite characters for this show who I heavily heavily love so much)

Cherri Bomb: Why don't you take this machinery of yours and go take a different turf! Or if you want me to destroy it, it's fine by me!

Sir Pentious: Well then bring it on!

Meanwhile we cut to the 666 news as we see the news reporters (and I'm gonna regret saying their name) Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench

Katie: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen of hell! I'm Katie Killjoy

Tom: and I'm Tom Trench!

Author: Yeah we get it.

Tom: Chaos erupts in Pentagram city as A turf war between notable kingpin Sir Pentious-

Author: Sir Pentious isn't a fucking kingpin!

Tom: as I was saying, as a turf war between notable kingpin Sir Pentious and spunky powerhouse Cherri Bomb!-

Author: Spunky powerhouse? Who the fuck says that-

Tom: *grabs Katie's coffee of nails and throws it at Author which hits him*

Author: Fuck! Ouch! Fuck me!

Tom: *takes a deep breath* Katie will you continue?

Katie: Oh right, in other news we're gonna be having a special interview with Princess of hell Charlie Magne and her rich billionaire brother Micheal Magne about a new project of theirs. Who I think I heard is Tom's friend

Tom: He isn't my friend he's just one of those types who thinks I'm friends with them.

Katie: Right.... And cut!

The news then cuts off as we cut to see Charlie, her girlfriend Vaggie and Micheal aka Charlie's Brother (Okay one you're asking how Micheal was just with Angel Dust and now here, he has teleportation for fuck sake okay?)

Vaggie: *fixes Charlie's bow* Okay you remember what to say right?

Charlie: Yes! Let's do it!

Micheal: Hey hey Charlie let's not get worked up. Let vaggie mouth it to you.

Charlie: Come on Micheal I know what to say. We just need to make things sound amazing and- *gets a idea* What if we-?

Vaggie: Sing a song about it?

Charlie: You knew I was gonna say that.

Micheal: Charlie this is serious!

Charlie: Micheal I'm better at expressing myself and my goals in song form.

Micheal: Right I forgot- *to Razzle and Dazzle* Hey Razzle! Dazzle! Make sure that Limousine is ready when this is over!

Razzle and Dazzle: *both nod to Micheal*

Micheal: Good. But seriously Charlie don't sing, I'll let you go first. I got to put on my best outfit.

Charlie: Well you got it. *walks over to Katie* Hello! I'm Charlie-

Katie: I know who you are. Please have a sit. *Charlie then sits down in a chair* speaking of which where's your brother?

Micheal: *walks in wearing a suit and glasses as suddenly the crowd cheers in applause as He then sits down in a seat next to Charlie* Hello miss Killjoy, Mr Trench.

News Staff: *offscreen* and we're on!

Katie: So Charlie and Micheal, what is this new project you two are working on?

Micheal: Well miss Killjoy, the both of us grew up here in hell and she tried to see good in all of the people in hell. For me I'd barely do anything cause at home I have my kids, and my wife. They're basically a family like mine. So for this project. She's opening up a hotel where it rehabilitates sinners!

Charlie: Yep that's true.

News Staff: *offscreen* Are they for real?

Micheal: *gets up and kicks the news Staff member in the face before returning to his seat* anyways the way we want this is because we want sinners to go up in heaven so they don't suffer through the exterminations every year. I took on four angels and I fucked them up, all of them. *sighs* I don't think this is working. Charlie, it's time.

Charlie: How about you do it Micheal?

Micheal: Alright then!

Music starts to play as Micheal starts to sing

Micheal;
My sister wants to tell you all, she has a dream of opening a new hotel!
Yes it's one of a kind and the clientele can go fuck itself
But my sister believes all of you demons have rainbows inside of you
We can turn them around and show them to heaven at the happy hotel!
So all the junkies, sluts, cretins, and many more
Me and my sister can help you go back to what you were
Just visit the happy hotel and I'll promise you if you fuck with my sister you fuck with me
And thats why we want sinners to go to heaven...
At the happy hotel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!

Everyone was shocked by Micheal's singing before.....

Top Hat Demon: Wow. That was shit!-

Micheal: *shoots the top hat demon with his pistol* Did I ask him a fucking question? No? Then that means shut the fuck up! *sits back down in his seat* Katie, Tom you two have anything to say?

Katie: Well one why in the nine denizens of hell would make you two open a hotel where you can just rehabilitate sinners, that's impossible down here!

Micheal: It's not God Dammit!

News Staff: *offscreen* breaking news!

Katie: we've just received word that a new player has joined the turf war, and it's none other then angel dust! The pornstar! *to Charlie and Micheal* so how does it feel now to be a failure?

Everyone starts to laugh at them as Charlie sighs to herself but then....

Micheal: *slams the table as everyone goes quiet* You all are such fucking pieces of shit! All of you! My sister wants to do something good for once and you just laugh at her?! *gets up* first off miss Killjoy you're not very fucking nice, second what would happen if I broke something of yours that's valuable, bitch!?

Everyone except for Katie gasps in shock

Katie: *takes a deep breath* You are starting to piss me off you know that?

Micheal: Me? Me?! *grabs Katie and slams her head against the table which causes her to fall to the floor* Don't you dare laugh at my sister again!

Katie: *gets up as she spits out blood* Oh you fucked up now.

Micheal: Oh that's what I'm talking about, hey news Staff keep that camera on! Everyone needs to see this.

Katie tries to punch Micheal but Micheal dodges and kicks Katie in the stomach as he then punches her and kicks her again before he grabs her by the throat and holds her against the wall

Micheal: You see my sister right there?! Huh?! She wants this and you are fucking making me mad! Now listen here Miss Killjoy. If you try to fuck with me or Charlie I will personally have your head. Got it?!

Katie: *nods her head in fear*

Micheal: *let's go of Katie* Alright charlie let's go.

Charlie and Micheal leave as they head backstage

Vaggie: *approaches Charlie and Micheal* what the fuck was that Micheal?!

Micheal: What?

Vaggie: You just sang a song in front of everyone!

Micheal: Hey I had to do it for my sister! Come on We're going to get angel dust.

Later We see a Limousine driving to the hotel as we see Micheal, Vaggie, Angel Dust and Charlie staying silent

Angel Dust: *notices Vaggie staring at him* what?

Vaggie: what? You ask that? What were you thinking Angel Dust?!

Angel Dust: Listen I owned my girl buddy a solid, if Micheal was there, he would have seen it. *

Micheal and Angel Dust high five

Vaggie: Well one, both of your stunts with Micheal singing and beating up Katie Killjoy, and you doing turf wars, the both of you made us look like jokes!

Micheal: Hey that bitch got what she deserved!

Vaggie: It didn't mean you had to slam her head against a table!

Angel Dust: That's hard-core Micheal, nice one.

Vaggie: ¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! (Means for fuck's sake, you bastards son of a-)

Micheal: Speak English Vaggie! I don't understand fucking spanish!

Vaggie: *groans*

Angel Dust: So what now?

Micheal: Now we go to the hotel and try to plan to figure out what to do next.

The Limousine stops outside the hotel as everyone gets out of it and heads inside the hotel which looks like it hasn't been built for service yet

Micheal: *takes off his suit* Hotel sweet hotel. *Charlie then passes him* Charlie? *Charlie doesn't respond to him*

Micheal then sighs as he heads outside and grabs his phone as he calls Lucifer which is sent to voicemail

Micheal: Hey dad listen it's Micheal, look I screwed up today and I want some advice. Please dad. And by the way tell mom to give me a call as well. Please dad, love you. Bye.

Micheal hangs up as he goes back inside and closes the door as he leans against it as the door gets knocked on which surprises Micheal

Micheal: *opens the door*

Micheal looks to see the tall deer demon overlord Alastor as Micheal's eyes widen

Alastor: Hel-

Micheal: *slams the door shut as he looks to the side and opens the door again*

Alastor: Lo- *gets the door slammed in front of him again*

Micheal: Vaggie! Charlie!

Vaggie: *groans* what?

Micheal: The fucking radio demon is outside!

Vaggie: What?!

Angel Dust: Who?

Micheal: Should I open the door?!

Vaggie: Well don't!

Micheal looks at the door as he goes to open it which he does

Alastor: may I speak now?

Micheal: you may-

Alastor: Hello there! Pleasure to meet you! *shakes Micheal's hand as he enters the hotel* Excuse me for my sudden visit but I saw your fiasco on TV and that Killjoy you just beat! That's great for you! Anyways-

Vaggie: *aims a harpoon at Alastor* stay right there, I don't know what you want here but I'm not letting you hurt anyone.

Alastor: Oh dear if I was here to hurt anyone, I would have done so. But I'm just here to help!

Micheal: Excuse me?

Alastor: I said I wanted to help you! You know run this hotel of yours.

Micheal: Oh it isn't mine, it's hers. *points to Charlie*

Alastor: Strange I thought it was yours.

Micheal: No its definitely hers. This hotel I mean. Hey Charlie! Come over here!

Charlie: *goes over to Micheal and Alastor* Hi radio demon, I'm Charlie I'm the owner of this hotel, this right here is my brother Micheal he's the co founder and Vaggie is the co co founder

Alastor: Well it's a pleasure, by the way you can call me Alastor.

Micheal: Yeah right. Listen you two get along and I'll be with you in a moment Alastor. Get along you two!

Micheal then gets grabbed by Vaggie

Vaggie: are you a stupid pendejo for bringing the radio demon into this hotel?!

Micheal: I had to!

Vaggie: You're such a idiota.

Micheal: Speak English!

Vaggie: I'm am speaking English!

Micheal: Well what do I do?!

Vaggie: Don't make a deal with him! That's what i would not do!

Micheal: Vaggie he could help us. He can make Charlie's dream come true!

Vaggie: He wants to destroy everything I know it!

Micheal: Stop being such a fucking scaredy cat.

Vaggie: don't call me that.

Micheal: Whatever.

Micheal then walks back to alastor and Charlie

Micheal: So, Alastor me and Charlie know you are sketchy as fuck, no offense but I'm am thinking we shall accept your help.

Alastor: so it's a deal then?

Micheal: No deals! No handshakes! As the prince of hell and her being the princess of hell you will make sure to help our hotel. Got it?

Alastor: Definitely! Say where's your staff?

Micheal: Well it's just me, Charlie, Angel Dust and Vaggie over there,

Alastor: Well you're gonna need a few more hands to help with this hotel.

Suddenly alastor snaps his fingers which replaces the old fireplace with a new one as suddenly alastor grabs a mysterious figure out of the fire and it's Nifty! The one Eyed girl

Micheal: Jesus christ what the hell is that!? *grabs a flamethrower* we must kill it!

Alastor: Don't worry my friend this is Nifty, she's your how you say girl who can clean stuff faster.

Nifty: Hi I'm Nifty! Are you all my new friends? Why is it only one guy and 3 women?

Micheal: actually angel dust is a guy, he looks like that.

Nifty: Oh I guess that means 2 guys and 2 women.

Micheal: Yep. Actually count alastor which makes it 3 guys and 2 women.

Angel Dust: Hey what about my buddy Cherri Bomb?

Micheal: Okay maybe we'll add her in which makes it 3 guys and 3 women? No that means 4 women and 3 guys and..... I'm so fucking confused now!

And finally a voice was heard nearby as it was from the best cat demon I know, Husker!

Husk: *puts his cards on the table* Ha! Read them and weep boys, full ho- *demonic illusions were then seen temporarily* Hotel? What the fuck is this shit?

Micheal: *turns to see Husk* Husker!

Husk: *notices Micheal* Micheal....

Micheal: Husker! You son of a bitch.

Micheal and Husk do the old predator mid air arm wrestle

Micheal: Jesus christ its been a while man!

Husk: It has! *notices Alastor* You?!

Alastor: Well it's nice to see you again Husker

Husk: Don't "husker" me I was about to win the jackpot! What do you want now?

Alastor: Well I've gotten a new job opportunity for you. Well actually this is what the job opportunity is gonna be *snaps his fingers to make a bar appear* and there might be a chance you'll get something out of it. *snaps his finger to make a bottle of cheep booze show up*

Husk; What so you think you can make me be a bartender with cheep booze? Well you can! *grabs the booze and drinks it all*

Micheal: Woo! Welcome to the team my man!

Vaggie: No! No alcohol! This place is for discouraging sins not encouraging them!

Angel Dust: Shut up shut up! We're keeping the bar! *to Husk* Hey~

Husk: Go fuck yourself.

Angel Dust: Only if you look at me.

Micheal: Well Mr Alastor you made this place look fucking beautiful. Thank you.

Alastor: Hey its no problem. Speaking of which...

Micheal: If it's a musical number. I'm in. Vaggie look its Valentino!

Vaggie: Where?!

Micheal: *pushes Vaggie offscreen* do it!

Music starts to play

Alastor:
You have a dream
You wish to tell
And it's just laughable
Oh what the hell kid?
*looks to Charlie* cause you're one of a kind!
A charming demon Belle!
Now let's give these burning Fools a place to dwell
Take it boys!

Suddenly everyone gets dressed up as Micheal was wearing a red and white suit

Alastor:
Haha!
Inside of every demon is a lost cause!
But we'll dress them up with a smile!
And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair!
And show these simpleton a proper class!
But I'll promise you
All the Fools in hell will have a great time
At the hazbin hotel-

The door suddenly explodes as nifty gets hit by it

Nifty: I'm okay!

Micheal: *grabs a assault rifle* Whoever did that is gonna die now!

Micheal heads outside and notices Sir Pentious's war ship

Sir Pentious: *laughs evilly* we meet again Micheal Magne!

Micheal: Oh that's great! My arch rival Sir Pentious!

Sir Pentious: You're glad I get to spare myself for finding you, now I'll kill you and everyone will be crying when they hear you died!

Micheal: Oh is that so? Well let me tell you this Sir Pentious! You never realized but I placed hidden bombs inside your war ship! So you're fucked! Hasta LA Vista!

Micheal grabs a remote and presses the button which blows up the war ship as everyone who came outside were in shock except for Alastor

Micheal: You always liked Explosives Sir Pentious! Woo!! I'm starving. Hey I'm cooking tonight it's gonna be jambalaya! I'm back baby!! *walks back to the hotel*

Charlie: what can I say? He's my brother after all.

Angel Dust: Hey he's fucking cool not gonna lie on that.

Husk: Hell he's my best friend. So I'm cool with that as well.

Vaggie: *groans* although I hate him sometimes, he's a nice guy.

Nifty: I just met him and so far he's badass.

Everyone else walks back to the hotel as the sign on the hotel changed from happy hotel to hazbin hotel

Alastor: *offscreen* Stay tuned for more. *laughs evilly*

Meanwhile we see Sir Pentious and one of his egg bois still alive as the two collapse in a alleyway

Sir Pentious: When I get my hands on Micheal. I swear I will kill him!!

Egg Boi #23: Hey will you shoot me with your ray guns?

Sir Pentious: *groans* maybe later. *falls asleep instantly*

The end.

Pilot is finished! Now I gotta wait for season 1 to come out and it's.... *realizes how many days I have to wait until season one of hazbin hotel airs* God Dammit!-