(Y/n) always thought that galra looked like giant space cats, they apparently even purred like cats, but she wanted to test one theory out; that theory was the catnip theory. She desperately wanted to know if catnip would have an effect on a certain galran man who just so happened to be living with her, but she had to be stealthy about getting some catnip if she ever got the chance. With Shiro still missing everyone in the castle were still getting used to Keith being the new black paladin, including Keith himself who was a nervous wreck. Antok and Thace had healed and were able to take a vacation while Ulaz returned to the main Blade of Marmora headquarters where he could continue his work and pursue his love interest. However, one day while (Y/n) was at the space mall with Hunk and Coran she wanted to see if she could find any catnip.

"Hey Coran, is there a store that sells herbs and stuff from across the universe?" (Y/n) asked the orange haired man with curiosity when they entered the mall, hoping that such a store existed.

"Yes, actually, there is. It's right down that way next to Ace o' Clubs." Coran answered cheerfully, pointing to the right side of the mall on the first level, easily spotting the herb store.

"Spices? As like the ones you cook with? (Y/n), you're a genius! Some new spices would be great. I would go with you but I have to go help Coran get a few things." Hunk complimented (Y/n), beaming a smile in her direction; he was clueless about her true intentions and that's the way she wanted to keep it.

"Awww, thanks." (Y/n) responded bashfully, giggling a little; if the catnip didn't cost too much, she would buy some extra spices for her friend to cook with.

"If they have any rosemary there, could you possibly get some?" Hunk shyly asked (Y/n), already having something in mind for dinner.

"Sure thing. Anyway, I'll see you guys later." (Y/n) promised Hunk before heading towards the store Coran pointed to, hoping they sold catnip.

Hunk and Coran went their separate way, not noticing how desperate (Y/n) was to get to the store that sold spices. While they were busy buying food and other supplies, (Y/n) walked all the way to the spice store that was next to some sort of club/bar. She saw all kinds of spices on the various shelves and began browsing, unsure if there was anything from Earth or not. If her theory about galra getting high off of catnip was correct, Haxus would be acting crazy in no time if he smelled it. While (Y/n) was searching around, the shopkeeper noticed that she was having trouble finding what she was looking for and decided to help.

"Hello there, is there anything I can help you with?" The shopkeeper politely asked (Y/n), a bright smile adorning his face while he walked in her direction.

"Do you sell anything from Earth?" (Y/n) queried in a curious tone, looking up at the old tamaranian man, her gaze meeting his bright green eyes.

"Earth, huh? Yes, it's right over here. Ever since our queen returned to our world after living on Earth I started selling Earthen spices here in my little store." The tamaranian man replied happily, walking over to a shelf that held spices from (Y/n's) home world.

"Is there any catnip?" (Y/n) inquired thoughtfully, looking at the various jars of spices; she found the rosemary, oregano and a few other spices easily and the best part was that they were inexpensive.

"Yes, it's right up here. I have to keep it on the top shelf where the galran kits won't find it. The Galra love catnip just as much as actual cats do." The tamaranian shopkeeper answered, an amused smile tugging at his lips while he grabbed a jar of catnip off of the top shelf before giving it to (Y/n).

(Y/n) smiled and thanked the shopkeeper, a grin forming on her face after what he told her about galra going crazy for catnip. She chatted with the shopkeeper for a couple of minutes before they went to the front counter where she paid for all the spices she got, thankful that she still had a little money left over. After she left the store (Y/n) went to go look for Hunk and Coran, already knowing where they were at. With the catnip tucked just out of sight in the shopping bag she was holding no one would see it; she'd have to be careful when sneaking it to her room, though. A couple of hours later when (Y/n), Hunk and Coran returned to the castle (Y/n) snuck to her room with the catnip while the others helped to put everything else away; Hunk was ecstatic about the new spices and promised to make an extra tasty dinner that evening.

"How was the trip to the mall?" Haxus asked (Y/n) when she entered her room, speaking in the nicest tone he could muster; he was still having a difficult time adjusting to his new life.

"It was great. Anyway, here's a little something I got for you while I was there. I'd stay longer, but dinner's going to be ready soon." (Y/n) answered with an innocent tone, placing the jar of catnip on her nightstand.

"What exactly did you bring for me?" Haxus questioned with suspicion, sitting on the edge of the bed and looking up at his roommate.

"Oh, just something I think you're really going to like." (Y/n) replied slyly while grinning, promptly turning around and leaving her room; she couldn't wait to return after dinner and dessert.

Haxus watched the young woman leave with a raised left eyebrow, wondering exactly she brought him. He waited a few minutes until he was sure (Y/n) wasn't coming back, scooting over and grabbing the strange jar; it was obviously some kind of spice, but he didn't know what kind it was until he opened the lid and took a small sniff. Catnip, (Y/n) bought catnip for him while she was at the space mall; he didn't know if she knew it had an effect on galra or not, but it didn’t matter during that particular moment. Haxus brought the jar of catnip closer to his face and shoved his nose in as far as it could go, breathing in the scent while being careful not to suck any of the tiny flakes up his nose; he was becoming high off its scent very quickly. He ate some of the catnip after a while, losing sense of the world around as he became higher than a kite from his gift.

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As soon as (Y/n's) door closed behind her she wondered if Haxus would open the jar of catnip or not. The tamaranian shopkeeper said galra absolutely loved catnip, so she hoped that would be the case with her galran roommate. She had to do her best not to smile or even smirk while walking to the dining room so as not to cause anyone to be suspicious of what she was up to; if anyone did notice anything, she could always say that she thought of something funny. (Y/n) got to the dining room early and decided to sit in between Lance and Pidge, happy to have a conversation with them about a new movie they all liked. By the time dinner was ready everyone else was sitting at the table, the sounds of chatting and laughter filling the dining room

Just as Hunk promised earlier, he made a very delicious meal with the spices (Y/n) found at the mall. All throughout dinner (Y/n) wondered what Haxus was doing in her room; she really hoped that he tried the catnip and would go crazy. It would be a while before any of the paladins went to their rooms for the night, so she wasn't too worried about someone hearing her roommate if he decided to try the little gift she gave him. After dinner and dessert were eaten (Y/n) got all the dirty dishes to the kitchen with Keith’s help; Keith didn't mind helping her out from time to time with mundane tasks. (Y/n) was thankful for his help with the dishes, mainly because she wanted to go back to her room as soon as possible.

"So, how are… Things?" (Y/n) asked Keith while he passed the dishes to her, placing each dish in the ancient altean dishwashers.

"You know, the usual." Keith answered with the friendliness tone he could muster; he still felt depressed with Shiro's disappearance.

"That's good to hear." (Y/n) quietly responded, making sure to be careful with the dishes while she put them in the right places.

Keith didn't feel like saying anything else, but the comfortable silence between him and (Y/n) made him feel a little better. Being the team leader was stressing him out and he hoped that he would find Shiro in the near future. As soon as the dishes were all in the dishwasher and they went their separate ways, (Y/n) walked to her room as casually as she could so as not to cause suspicion. She was carrying a plate of food and a cup of water as usual, making sure not to accidentally spill anything on her way back to her room. A wide smile appeared on (Y/n's) face when she entered her room and saw Haxus peeking out at her from under her blanket, his yellow eyes big and round while he stared at her; she put the food and water on the nightstand next to the open jar of catnip.

"It looks like you've been having a good time. How are you feeling?" (Y/n) asked her roommate humorously, unable to stop smiling from how funny it was to see him high.

"I feel like I'm floating on a pink cotton candy cloud." Haxus answered in his normal tone, a playful growl following what he said.

"Oh, is that so?" (Y/n) questioned with the same humorous tone as before, a grin replacing her smile; if she had her phone, she definitely would have been recording a video of Haxus while he was high.

"Can I haz cheeseburger?" Haxus queried out of the blue, making various cute sounds after he finished speaking; he was so high that he didn't realize what he was saying.

(Y/n) tried her best not to laugh, but it was so funny and she couldn't hold her laughter back any longer; she didn't know where he learned the ancient meme and it didn't matter during that moment. She couldn't stop laughing when Haxus made an adorable sounding chirrup, watching as he turned his gaze up to the ceiling and stared off into space in a non literal way. If the room was any larger (Y/n) was sure that Haxus would have been running amok, he might even chase a ball of yarn or a laser pointer around if she had either of those items. With Haxus' state of mind he would be high for quite a while, giving him an unexpected break from reality. (Y/n) decided to put the lid back on the catnip and hide the jar later where he couldn't find it, but where she could; after all, he occasionally needed a break from reality.