"That's what I've been trying to talk to you about!" Ladia laughed

Peter looked at her horrified, "Why are you laughing...?!!"

"You wouldn't listen so I had to show you." She smiled, "And your face, it's hilarious!" She kneeled over laughing.

"You're so messed up..." Peter fell back into a chair, "So you wanted to show me that you're a weird laughing...freak..?"

She got dead serious, "No. You've got it all wrong." She sat down on his lap and took his head in her hands. They were eye to eye. "Do you want to know how I saved your life?"

Peter nodded, "Yes."

"It comes with a long story." She smiled, "So make sure to listen closely."

'Once Upon A Time, there was an ancient civilization called The Azers. Their goal in life was not to waste it on petty wars and fights, but to enlighten others and help keep people on the right track.'

Ladia looked up at Peter again, "Are you getting this..?"

"Yea. I mean Yes! Yes I am."

'People, beings, everyone. They always venture off their track. The track that brings them to their natural born fate. The Azers goal was to make sure everyone received the right fate and future eternal happiness. They achieved this for millions if not trillions of years. Once the original 200 Azers passed forever into the Spirit World, a new type of Azer came to light. The Guardians.'

"Let me guess-" Peter shifted in the chair

"Don't interrupt!!!" Ladia yelled interrupting Peter

"Are you one..?" He asked

"Yes. I am." She smiled, "And I'm here to help keep you on track."

Peter looked down at her, sighed, and picked her up. He placed her on the floor, "You know this little joke you're pulling... Is not funny. At all." He started to walk away.

"Wait!" She yelled, her hand held out toward him. He froze in mid-step.

"What the hell are you doing...?!?" He yelled trying to move, "Release me, bitch!"