A/N: The MV they watched here is a non-existent MV. I did not choose any of their past MV's because I'm picturing (and hoping) all the things happening in this fic to take place in a future era of BTS. Nobody knows, maybe some of these could really happen in the future. ;)

Yoongi opened his phone as he yawned. He woke up because he was accidentally hit by Jimin's elbow when the boy stretched, momentarily forgetting that Yoongi was behind him (Yes, they were spooning. Yoongi practically fell asleep inhaling the scent of Jimin's hair.). That led to bickering and more fighting until Jimin accidentally fell from the bed and landed squarely on the floor.

Of course, the angry Jimin dragged Yoongi out of his bed and unceremoniously pushed him out of the room.

Angry Jimin was cute. The real angry Jimin though...that one was a heck of a monster.

The grayish blond-haired boy smirked when he saw that once again, #yoonminisreal managed to get into the Trending List. Their hashtag was always in the Trending List, making it there not less than three times a week.

Yoongi enjoyed how people seemed to be very supportive to the two of them. There was even once that a mail came to Bangtan from a certain person who said that she would be willing to shoulder all the finances if Yoongi and Jimin would decide to have a real wedding. That was swag.

Yoongi stared at the hashtag. He was really curious what made their fans excited this time, to the point of making the hashtag at the top of the Trending List. Turning his head from left to right to make sure no one was watching him and no one was behind him, he clicked the tag.

What he saw when he did that were a bunch of posts regarding a picture of him and Jimin sleeping on a bed, closely huddled up together. It took Yoongi a few seconds to realize that it was taken from last night.

It was not the first time that Yoongi and Jimin slept side by side, but it was the first time that they did that on Jimin's little bed that could barely handle the two of them. Jimin would always be the one to sneak unto Yoongi's bigger bed at night and sleep beside him.

That, and the fact that their hair colors in the picture were grayish blond and brown which was their latest hair color, was what made Yoongi pretty sure that it was a picture taken from last night.

He furrowed his eyebrows, wondering who among the members posted this picture. With that thought in mind, he went to their account's profile to see who posted it. The problem was, there was no picture like that being posted in their account.

The latest posts were rants from Taehyung and Hobi from last night.

Yoongi and Jimin are so noisy bickering at each other. Somebody please make them stop.
#HopeGotYoonmined #can'tsleep

I know right. I'm just gonna sleep under my bed so I wouldn't hear Jimin's whining voice. I hope there's no boogeyman there though...
#TaeTaeGotYoonmined #Ijustateboogeyman #thereisacockroach #bwi

Yoongi sighed at his friends. Sometimes he felt like he was trapped in a mental institution with a bunch of crazy people.

As if hearing his thoughts, Taehyung chose that moment to pass by Yoongi, screaming, "I'm eating you, you damn cockroach! Who said you're allowed to live inside my closet?!" as he chased the running insect.

Yoongi sighed again. Maybe he really was trapped inside a mental institution with a bunch of crazy people.

Turning back to his phone, Yoongi looked at it with confusion. If it was not the other members, then who the heck uploaded the damn picture?!

He then went back to the feeds of the hashtag and clicked the picture, tracing the original post. Yoongi narrowed his eyes, reading the name of the person who posted it.

ahoeforym02

Why did that sound so familiar? And more importantly, how the heck did he get hold of that picture? Who took the picture? Why was a stranger posting it? Was the stranger's source one of the members? But isn't that impossible?

Yoongi thought for a moment. He's pretty sure that the others won't just spread a picture of them to some other guy without telling them first. Well yeah, maybe post on Twitter without asking their permission, but giving their pictures to someone Yoongi and Jimin barely knew? Nope, Bangtan was definitely not like that.

Could it possibly be a stalker?

The grayish blond-haired boy shook his head. Of course it was not. That would be too much.

"Hyung, we're leaving now," Jungkook called him.

Yoongi nodded and headed to the van along with the others.

***** |J <3 Y| *****

They were now about to shoot an MV Reaction and Yoongi had been yawning for like the fourth time now as they waited for the cue to start shooting. They were seated on stools that faced a large flat screen TV where they were supposed to see their music video. Jin, Namjoon and J-Hope were seated at higher stools behind them while V, Jungkook, Jimin and Yoongi were seated on lower stools in front.

At first, Yoongi thought that the three eldest were supposed to sit in the back so Yoongi went there. But then, a staff told him that he was supposed to sit beside Jimin in the front. Apparently, it would make the whole show better if they would be seated beside each other. Kind of like a Yoonmin fan service, according to the staff.

Oh well, it's not like Yoongi would mind. This was a whole lot better actually. In this way, he could easily tease Jimin who was just beside him.

As his mouth gave out another wide yawn, a staff cued them that the shoot would begin now.

"We're starting in 3, 2, 1..." the staff shouted.

"1, 2, 3, Bang-" Rapmon started.

"Tan! Hello we are BTS," they greeted in unison.

"So, we're here to view our comeback," Rapmon said to the camera. "I was told that it's so cool."

"Of course they'll tell you it's cool. It would be rude to say otherwise," Suga inserted and everyone laughed at his bluntness.

Yoongi called that swag. Too bad it would probably be edited out.

"Anyone has seen the MV already?" Rapmon asked.

J-Hope raised his hand. "I did but not the final version."

Rapmon nodded. "We were strictly told not to view the MV yet or else our salaries will be deducted by 50%," he said to the camera with a mock-serious expression, earning a sympathetic nod from the others.

Yoongi raised his hand. "But I heard the maknaes watched it secretly!" he spilled.

Everyone turned to look at the three maknaes who were seated in the front. The three were wide-eyed and looked around nervously.

Taehyung stood up and pointed at Jungkook. "Only Kookie!"

"Wait what? N-no! I just bought a new Xbox. I'm broke! I can't possibly risk half of my salary!" Jungkook exclaimed.

"Then it was just Jimin," Jin piped up and Suga agreed immediately.

Jimin furrowed his eyebrows. "I did not!"

J-Hope shook his head. "He can't possibly view that. He's too busy cuddling with Suga."

"Yah! You two have transformed our dorm into a motel!" Rapmon added.

Being the subject of the accusation, Suga stood up and walked to the camera. "I'll explain, I'll explain. Chim and I are just cuddling, people do that all the time. The ones who are turning our dorm into a motel are Namjoon and Jin."

"And Taekook too sometimes!" Jimin inserted, fully supporting his hyung.

Suga faced the cam again, raised his shoulders and gave an 'I do not have anything to do with this' expression.

Once he was seated again, Namjoon coughed. "Okay okay, that's enough. Let's watch the MV now."

The MV started playing and the seven boys commented here and there, sometimes complimenting themselves and one another, sometimes laughing at something stupid that one of them said.

"Oh, oh! Look at Kookie's thighs! They've improved," Jimin gushed as the video played the seven of them dancing with Jungkook in front.

The video continued to play until it came to the part where the seven of them were doing a hip thrust and Jimin, whose orange hair was styled up, was the one in front, singing his part.

Suga unconsciously slung his arm around Jimin's shoulder and commented haughtily, "Yah! Jimin is really good at this hip thrusting part because he was inspired by me!"

Jimin looked at Yoongi disbelievingly.

"What?" Suga said when he saw Jimin's expression. Suga then faced the cam. "The truth is, Jimin is doing the hip thrust only for me."

Jimin slapped Suga's thigh. "It's for the ARMY's too, hyung!"

"Shhh," Jin chastised and everyone went back to watching the MV.

Jin's part then came up. In the video, he was smiling serenely then his smile turned into a smirk while singing his part.

Jin nodded approvingly. "I look really hot. I bet that was the best part in the MV," he complimented himself. Namjoon, of course, agreed silently.

A green-haired Suga then appeared wearing a mischievous smile as he rapped. His movements were lazy but cool and his hand gestures were flying here and there. This made Yoongi smile inwardly, knowing that he did a great job.

"Whoa! Suga-hyung looked so good there! Unlike in real life..." V commented.

J-Hope laughed. "Suga-hyung really does look so good. Many girls probably melted when they saw him in this MV."

Suga nodded boastfully, ignoring Taehyung's comment and focusing on what Hobi said instead. He then squeezed Jimin's shoulder to get his attention since Jimin was staring too much in the screen as it was.

"Hey, Chim Chim. See that? That means you're very lucky because you're husband is so handsome that girls would melt in the mere sight of him."

The younger boy ignored Suga, but a faint blush was recognizable on his face.

V then appeared in the screen, winking while he sang his part. While observing his own performance, Taehyung's mouth was hanging open.

"You look like a fish there, hyung," Jungkook commented jokingly.

Still with mouth hanging open, V blinked at Jungkook. "Why?"

Jungkook shrugged. "Dunno... it just came up to my mind."

"Fish are one of the most handsome living creatures there is, so thank you, Kookie," V said with a genuine smile. The others did not even bat an eye at the statement, already used to Taehyung's weird shit.

Towards the end of the video, the boys were seen walking away except for Jimin who blew one last kiss to the camera before following the others. And with that, the screen turned black as the MV ended.

"Whoa! Daebak!" J-Hope said along with the others.

Jimin raised his hands as a very significant realization came upon him. "I look good with my hair up, right?" He announced.

"I look better, though," Jin inserted unnecessarily and everybody else seemed to ignore Jimin's declaration.

The boy pouted and sat back. He then felt someone tap his shoulders and when he looked, it was his Yoongi-hyung.

"You look good whatever the style of your hair is, Jiminie," Suga said and Jimin smiled, feeling his face heat up and his stomach churn in an oddly pleasant way. Both boys were naive to the fact that one of the cameras was focusing and zooming on them.

The other members, apparently, heard what Suga said.

"There they go again," Rapmon piped in with a sigh.

Suga smiled back at Jimin, enjoying how Jimin's face was getting redder by the second and ignoring Namjoon's remark.

As Jimin felt his face flush uncontrollably, he lowered his face and covered it with his hands. The more he looked at his hyung's smiling face, the more he would just blush.

"Yah, Minnie! Stop covering your face. Look up!" Suga said.

And Jimin thought that it was indeed a big mistake to listen to his hyung, because when he did look up, Suga leaned in slowly and of course...

Kissed him on the lips. Softly.

But this time, his hyung's lips lingered a little longer.

Poor Jimin held his breath the whole time as he was deafened by the loud thumping of his really annoying heart.

Unlike the other kisses they had, this time when Yoongi pulled away, there was no awkwardness anymore. He just smiled widely at Jimin and laughed softly as Jimin hurriedly looked away.

If Suga was getting used to this, enough not to be awkward anymore, Jimin was definitely still not used to it. He knew perfectly well that his face was burning red right now. So, he once again covered it with his small hands, hiding his face from the cam and from the other members.

Yoongi, who would always somehow become hyper right after kissing Jimin, wanted to tease the younger even more.

"Yah! Chim, put down your hands or else I'll spill out your secrets," he told the younger boy who still firmly held his hands on his face. Jimin shook his head stubbornly.

"Fine. Do you guys know that there was that one morning when Jimin-" But unfortunately, Yoongi was not able to finish anymore because Jimin peeled off his hands from his face only to use it to cover his hyung's mouth.

Everyone laughed.

Why?

Because when Jimin used his hands to cover Yoongi's mouth, his face was finally exposed. And it was as red as a tomato.

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Idk what I'm doing but just a hint for you guys. Jimin will have his revenge...