"Jiminie, wake up!" Taehyung said as he shook his sleeping hyung.

"Nhhnn..."

"Aish, hyung!"

"Yoongi..." Jimin mumbled in his sleep, eyes still closed no matter how Taehyung tried.

The younger scowled at his hyung. What should he do to wake up this sleepy head?
Hmmm...

Oh, of course.

With a wide smile, Taehyung leaned closely to Jimin's ears and shouted, "YOUR YES JAMS ARE HERE!"

And as if it was a magic word, Jimin's eyes snapped open and he quickly sat up and blinked, eyes wide and searching around the room. "Where? Where?"

Taehyung chuckled. "Didn't know it would be so effective."

Upon realizing that it was all fraud, Jimin threw a pillow towards Taehyung's direction and glared at the boy. "What is wrong with you?!"

"I was just trying to wake you up, Jimin. Jin-hyung is busy making breakfast so he asked me to do his job instead," the younger boy said while still laughing a little.

"But Tae! Our schedule is still in the afternoon. Can't I just sleep?" Jimin complained, kicking the blanket sulkily.

Taehyung watched his hyung as Jimin slowly laid back down again.

But, of course, poor Jimin was not able to do that successfully because Taehyung, for unknown reasons, kicked him on the stomach.

"Ow! Shit Tae!" Jimin screamed, sitting up and rubbing his sore stomach. He glared at Taehyung, but it seemed like the other boy was unaffected.

Taehyung laughed. "You have a schedule this morning, Jiminie, sorry to tell you. It just came up, actually. PD-nim wants to talk to you."

Jimin scowled at the picture of GD above Taehyung's bed. "Whyyyyyyyyy?" he pouted.

Taehyung just shrugged.

The brown-haired boy sighed and got out of his bed. He still wanted to sleep but he entered this kind of life, and if he wanted to get successful in this, he would have to endure a few sudden early schedules.

He pouted as he walked towards their shower.

On the other hand, the other person who was also called that morning along with Jimin, was not that hard working in waking up.

"Hyuuuuuung..." Hoseok begged , already tired of trying to wake up a very stubborn Min Yoongi. "Hyung, please... you need to wake up. PD-nim wants to talk to you."

Yoongi just grunted and dived deeper into the sheets.

"Hyung... I've been here for 30 minutes now. Please wake up," Hoseok begged once again.

The pale boy on the bed just rolled to the other side, farther away from Hoseok and buried his head to the pillow. Hoseok would bet that his hyung had not heard even one of his pleas. Yoongi had always been a deep sleeper.

"Aish! Jimin should be the one doing this," Hoseok complained. But then, Jimin was still showering according to Taehyung's update.

An irritated Hoseok finally stood up. "Hyung! Would you wake up if I tell you that KUMAMON IS HERE!!!!!"

Automatically, Yoongi sat up so fast that Hoseok jumped in surprise. His hyung was like a corpse that suddenly returned to life.

"What? Where...?" Yoongi whispered loudly, eyes barely open in sleepiness and mouth hanging open as he looked around.

"Finally! Hyung, PD-nim wants to talk to you so go shower now!" Hoseok quickly informed Yoongi in case the older boy would go to sleep again just as fast as he woke up.

Yoongi blinked. "Oh...?" He then slowly turned his head and looked up at Hoseok with confused eyes. "Why...?" He asked dumbly, face still sleepy and voice drowsy.

Hoseok sighed. "I don't know. Just cmon now..."

The younger pulled Yoongi's arm until he was forced to stand up. Hoseok even needed to guide his hyung to the bathroom because apparently, a sleepy Suga was much, much worse than a grandpa.

When they reached the bathroom which Jimin just recently vacated, he practically shoved his hyung inside and closed the door. Having his job done, Hoseok went to his room and went back to sleep. Not even caring if Yoongi fell asleep inside the bathroom.

***** |J <3 Y| *****

Jimin ran his hand through his hair for the last time before knocking on the door and opening it slightly. He peeked his head inside and saw Bang PD-nim busy scribbling something on a paper.

Bang PD-nim looked up and smiled at Jimin, gesturing him to come in.

The brown-haired boy went in shyly and seated on one of the comfortable chairs in front of PD-nim's desk. He was actually nervous on what Bang PD-nim wanted from him and why he was the only one who's called.

Did he do something wrong? Was there an issue about him? Probably a scandal?

Jimin thought for a moment. The nearest thing he could categorize as a scandal were the kisses he and Yoongi shared on cam. And that's hardly a bad thing since their ship seemed to make BTS a lot more famous, especially internationally. So not that.

Wait... would he be fired? Shit, maybe he would be fired. Or transferred to another group.

Jimin gulped nervously. He had not been taking much care of his diet these past few days. He still had his abs, but the company could be mad for his recklessness. How many mistakes had he done in the recent performances? Oh damn, he almost fell off the stage in their last concert. It was not really because of lack of practice, he was just too flustered because prior to that performance, Yoongi had kissed his neck in response to one of the fans' requests. But could that be the reason?

Aish, be careful next time, pabo!

"Anything wrong, Jimin?" Bang PD-nim asked. "You seem to be stressed."

Jimin blinked. He probably had a very sour expression since he was having negative thoughts. He forced a smile and shook his head, indicating that there's nothing wrong.

Bang PD-nim sighed. "Sorry to keep you waiting, Jimin. Looks like the other boy is running late today."

Jimin nodded absently, before realizing that PD-nim was talking about 'another boy'. That was when Jimin realized that he had already been there for a few minutes now and yet PD-nim still did not say anything or start the supposed 'meeting'. Apparently, they were still waiting for someone else.

Who could it be?

He furrowed his eyebrows. Taehyung did not mention anyone else.

Just then, there was soft knock, followed by the door opening slowly.

Yoongi stepped in, bowed to show respect, and hastily proceeded to sit on the vacant chair beside Jimin. The grayish blond-haired boy was so preoccupied at the fact that he was late that he did not notice Jimin's presence.

Jimin, on the other hand, was a bit shocked. He was not told that his hyung would be here as well. Probably Taehyung did not say this on purpose. Aish, he's really gonna kick that alien back to Mars.

"And you're late because?" PD-nim enquired.

Yoongi casually leaned his elbow on the arm of the chair, still keeping that swag despite the fact that he was utterly late and that he was talking to his boss.

"I kind of fell asleep in the bathroom," he said simply with a bored tone, as if the whole matter did not sound weird and funny at all.

Too bad, Jimin found the whole idea funny. So he chuckled.

Upon hearing the voice, Yoongi turned his head to him in surprise, just realizing that Jimin was there. The older blinked and his mouth hung open.

Well, it looked like both Jimin and his hyung were not told that it was the two of them that were called.

Yoongi blinked. "Jimin-ah, what are you doing here?"

"I was also called, hyung, " Jimin replied with a shrug.

Bang PD-nim chose that exact moment to speak up. "So," he started. "The three of us are here to discuss about your new endorsements."

"New endorsements?" Yoongi asked.

"Since this whole thing started," PD-nim said, gesturing to the two of them. "This Yoonmin ship, I mean. It had attracted many fans. Now though, you two have become some kind of power couple and everyone just can't get enough."

"And we got endorsement offers because of that?" Jimin asked with a confused look.

"Precisely, Jimin. Since many local and international fans are going crazy about you two, many companies are after the two of you. You two had another kiss in that last MV Reaction episode you shot right?"

Yoongi nodded and kept a straight face.  Jimin, on the other hand, only jerked his head awkwardly and blushed furiously.

"Well, after that show aired, the ARMYs just got into an all out chaos again and the endorsement offers just multiplied. I was having second thoughts on these endorsements honestly, since Bangtan usually accepts endorsements as a group, but I realize that this is quite helpful. Your ship introduces Bangtan to many fans who do not know BTS yet, which is good," PD-nim explained.

Yoongi and Jimin glanced at each other. They had no idea that their ship had gotten so famous that they started to receive endorsement offers.

"And so boys," PD-nim continued. "You're here because I'm gonna let you be the one to choose which offers you will accept and which you will decline."

And with that said, Bang PD-nim handed them a bunch of folders that contained the different information and the letter of request of the endorsements.

Jimin was the one who dragged his chair closer to Yoongi's since his hyung was obviously too lazy to do that.

Yoongi placed the folders on his lap and started to open the one at the top.

"Toothpaste?" Jimin said as he read the file.

"And mouth wash. It's gonna be a cf according to what's written in here. Basically just some acting, hmm?" Yoongi said.

Jimin nodded. "It's fine, I guess."

Yoongi closed the folder and placed it on the right part of PD-nim's desk which Yoongi decided to be the Accept Pile. Just as he was opening the next one, Jimin's hand grabbed his arm.

When Yoongi looked at him, there was worry in the other boy's eyes.

"But hyung...it's toothpaste and mouthwash right? W-what if for the ad, they will instruct us to kiss? Worse, with tongue!"

Jimin's hyung smirked. "Then even better. PD-nim, kindly contact this company first. Tell them that we are very much looking forward to do this cf."

At hearing this, Jimin's eyes widened and Yoongi struggled to keep himself from laughing.

"BUT HYUNG!"

"No buts, Chim Chim."

As Yoongi dismissed the younger, he cracked open the next folder.

Jimin peeked to see what's there.

"Osaka Heights Motel," Yoongi read.

And of course, the younger boy gasped loudly and his eyes went as wide as plates again.

"Hyung, we are definitely not taking that. It's a...a motel for dear's sake! What could they possibly ask us to do to 'advertise' their shit," Jimin argued, grabbing the folder and placing it on the left side of PD-nim's table which was the place for the Rejected Pile.

Yoongi looked at the folder longingly. "But it is a famous motel, Chim. They have delicious food there. They might give us-"

"Aish hyung! Just imagine the possible things they will make us do. I mean yeah, I show my abs in our performances but I'm absolutely not stripping any time soon."

They heard PD-nim clear his throat and they both snapped their heads to him.

"Jimin, you two are just gonna pose decently for their posters. There's no stripping or any other things that you have in mind, don't worry. It's a decent motel and I'm not gonna make you guys do anything like what you have in mind," PD-nim explained.

Yoongi smirked at a flustered Jimin and picked up the folder about the motel, transferring it on the Accept Pile.

"Bring your perverted thoughts somewhere else, Jiminie," Yoongi teased, earning a hard slap on his arm from embarrassed younger boy.

For the next folder, Jimin grabbed it before Yoongi could even touch it. The older boy raised one eyebrow while the younger just replied with a glare.

However, when Jimin opened it, his eyes went larger than saucers for the third time now. Yoongi peeked over Jimin's shoulder to see what it was.

Oh.

Yoongi smirked haughtily.

Jimin swallowed loudly and quickly dropped the folder on the place where the rejected folders were, looking as if the folder burned him.

Seeing Jimin's reaction, PD-nim sighed again. "What is it now?"

Yoongi's smirk deepened. "Condom."

Jimin blushed furiously and lowered his head to hide his face.

"Oh, uh about that," PD-nim said, scratching his head. "I called them to ask specifically what they wanted you to do since their item is quite scandalous. It's a cf actually. They said you two will only act like your shopping and then you bought their brand of condom, ignoring the other brands. You'll also act as if you're confused which flavour to choose because apparently they are proud that their brand has the widest choice of flavours."

All the while PD-nim was explaining, Jimin's mouth was hanging open. "B-but doesn't shopping for condoms imply to the viewers that we are planning to... you know... do that. I mean-"

"Yah Jiminie! Cmon, this is not indecent and it's all fine. It's not like we are asked to have a sextape while using their condom. Psh, you can't even say the word sex or fuck," Yoongi said, reaching for the folder that Jimin dropped on the Rejected Pile to transfer it to the Accept Pile.

Jimin reached for Yoongi's arms to stop him. "But hyung! It would be embarrassing to do this! And people who will see this ad on TV will think that we are really doing it in real life!"

"You're thinking too much, Chim," Yoongi said, successfully transferring the folder to the Accept Pile. "And besides, they might just give us free condoms."

Jimin gasped at Yoongi and gave him an 'I can't believe you just said that' look.

"Why do even want free condoms, hyung?! What are you gonna do to those?!" Jimin exclaimed.

Yoongi turned to Jimin with a straight face and blinked.

"What do you exactly use a condom for, Jimin?"

Jimin flushed, face turning into scarlet. "I can't believe you."

Yoongi shrugged and slowly picked up the next folder. The older boy then smirked and faced Jimin as he spoke.

"What's with that look? I personally think that it's fun to fill condoms with water and throw it around like water balloons. Why Jiminie, what was on your mind?"

Jimin scowled at his hyung as his cheeks turned red.

"I hate you, hyung. Please remember that."

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Way to go, Yoongi! Kkkk...

For some reason, I really enjoyed writing this XD.