OH MY GOSH WATTPAD. STOP GIVING ME UNWANTED SHIPS. I don't want Drarry, I don't want Percico (sorry, ladies), AND I MOST DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT BILLDIP. NO CHIPS AND DIP FOR ME. NO THANKS.

(I'll be fair though, some personified Bill art is FANTASTIC. Just don't ship a demon with a kid. Please. Where did this originate from even??)

So yeah. Wattpad. What did I do to signal that I wanted this? NOTHING. <internal tears> No BillDip no PacifiMabel. NO. NO TWINCEST EITHER. NO ONE SHOULD BE SHIPPED IN THIS SHOW (Actually wait I lowkey ship Pacifica and Dipper. I'm a hypocrite.) UGH. Pls Wattpad. It's all I'm asking. Don't give me ships I have no part in or want no part in. Thanks.

Sincerely,
A show watcher

Okay. Like I said though. Bill as a human. Is good stuff. I'm about to spam so you can skip it if you have no idea what Gravity Falls is hahaha

not bill as a human. We're off to a good start. I just like it XD

MMMM YESSIR I LOVE BILL (I swear I'm so weird whatever)

Nothing can save me

yeah nope

ISNT THAT ONE COOL? LIKE COME ON.

*starts to worry* Hey. Uh. Google. Where ya takin-

NO. NO NO. NOT WHAT I WANT. UGH.

good. Better.

when you lowkey ship some kids

when you lowkey realize people ship this and wanna die

when you see an amazing crossover like omg YES PLS.

OKAY YEAH END OF SPAM XD (Not the gross meat in those cans. That's nasty stuff. Like Chips and Dip.) OH. GET REKT BILLDIP SHIPPERS. YEAH. ALRIGHT. BYE.