Alright. I've been playing some Pokémon Pearl. And I was battling a tiny lil Cleffa with my Luxio, Uri. Everything was going great until:

Uri became infatuated with the foe's Cleffa.

Uri oh my goodness. This is a tiny baby. You're in love with a BABY? This poor Cleffa. My Luxio loves it. Granted, it's the Cleffa's fault. But still.

Then, the Cleffa responds to Uri's feelings.

The foe's Cleffa used Sing.

JUST KIDDING. It completely avoided Uri's obvious love. I'm tryna wake up Uri like "Hey. This girl ain't worth it." And BAM. We won using Bite. Yes, Uri was still in love but. He knew he could find better.

The end.