My favourite Static-P song and you should really listen to it to get the story. And I will come to wattpad more often now so expect more Oneshots and maybe some preferences.

Warnings: None

Enjoy~
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"Hey." You shrieked at the sudden jolt of your shoulders. "Sirius! You dummy!" The raven haired boy from Gryffindor awkwardly smiled and handed you a letter with his family crest waxed on the opening. "Huh?" You grabbed it and stared at it. You asked with a tone, "What's this?" He smirked and his fingers ran through his black hair in a flirtatious manner. "A dating offer. You are single, aren't you?" You blushed so hard and punched him in the face. Some students around looked and sighed. Not this again. He smiled against the pain on his cheek and said, "What was that for?" You flustered at his confidence. "No-Nothing, you idiot!" You ran away and three other students emerged from behind pillars. "I don't know why you even try, Padfoot." James placed a hand on his shoulder to comfort Sirius. Remus jumped in on his left, sighing as they watched you walk away. "You really need to try someone else." Peter squeaked and they all sighed along with Sirius.

"But I don't want anyone else. I want her." Sirius grasped his bruised cheek and felt it burn with pain but he appreciated it. He didn't know why but the punches, slaps and kicks you gave him... They make him happy in a way. A few days later, he found himself talking about you again. "How's that cheek?" Sirius held the bandage he got for the cheek and smiled. "Still hurts though. But its a good kind of hurt." They laughed until James spot someone behind a tree watching the conversation. "Hey! Come out! I see you!" Sirius turned over to where he was shouting at and saw a glimpse of a familiar hair colour before the person ran away. Y/N. "Guess one of your admirers, Black. They're everywhere, I tell you." Peter snickered at James's words. "Probably." Sirius felt his heart quicken and his airway tighten. "I'm gonna go take a walk. I need some fresh air." Remus lifted an eyebrow. "But we are outside."

Sirius punched Remus in the shoulder and stood up, dusting his pants and straightening his robes. "You know what I mean, Moony." He walked away from the group and felt his heart beat normally and finally, he could gasp for air. Then, he saw you.

(Song started here)
Bold- Sirius
Italic- Y/N
Bold Italic- Both

"Hey." You jumped at him and kicked his shin. "Stop scaring me like that! Dummy!"

"I got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend," He wrapped his hands around you and winked, "On you." You blushed and pushed him away so he wouldn't see the red flushed across your cheeks.

"But baby, I'll never get that chance," He twirled you around so your face was closer to his. "To dance that romance with you." You stepped on his foot and he winced in reply, letting go of you and you walked away with crossed arms.

"Oh, no~ Cause you're always hitting, He-yah! And kicking, Huh! And putting me down," He sighed and massaged his wounds from your hits and kicks. "I hope you don't mean what you say." He smiled at your blushing and came a little closer to you, caressing your cheek lovingly.

"But I keep seeing you sticking around~ like I can't get enough so I stay," You walked away and he walked beside you, one hand in his pocket. "And I wonder how my hand will feel like intertwine with yours. As for now though," You felt his middle finger slipping between your index and middle ones. You pulled away to his disappointment. "What are you doing? Nothing but closed doors."

"My girl's a dere. Tsun, tsun, dere. Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face. By the way, you look nice today, Y/N." You blushed and chased after him with annoyance. "And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase!" He ran and dove into the nearest bush to hide away from you.

"Hey! That was a drift attack!" He sighed and smiled nervously. "Oh no, the wild cat found my hiding place!" You grumbled in defiance and folded your arms. "Stupid octopus! Take that back!" He took the nickname by heart and did a questioning face.

"Haha, so how am I an octopus?" He asked with a smile. You retorted back at him. "How am I a cat?" He looked around for an answer and said, "Well... Uh... Cats are cute!" You blushed and turned away. " Go away."

He leaned the both of you against a tree. "Can't we get along? You're so headstrong." You pushed him backwards and he stumbled but didn't fall. "Huh! There's no way! Go away! So long!" He wrapped his arms around you. "Just talk to me and you will see~" You unlocked the grip around your waist and held a middle finger at him, taking him aback. "That's not fair. Using Blair, you dummy!"

"I got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend," You smiled and he smiled back, seeing a shine of hope through it. "On not you!" He thought to himself 'really?' "Cause baby, I'm afraid you'll say that its not OK with you." He rubbed the back of his neck as he followed you around. "Uh oh~ Cause you're always laughing and joking. You look like a clown." He laughed in response. "But I hope you mean what you. I do." You bit your lip.

"But I wonder what you would think, I let my pride, it sink..." You turned to him and saw him smiling at you. "Could we hold hands, kiss, live our lives in gentle bliss? We could!" You pursed your lips and sighed. "Huh! I'm not talking about you! You're not my Prince in this!"

"I'm not a Dere! Tsun Tsundere! I have a jello heart! I'm not that mean!" Sirius looked at you with a look that said "Sure". "I'm not blushing! I was just rushing and forgot my sunscreen! Haha!" You twirled around a tree with a smile that was wiped away when Sirius's face showed marvel of you. "Your smile is really cute though!" You blushed and covered it. "You'll never see it underneath my pigtails." He shrugged and gave up, walking away from you. "I just wanted to let you know." You bit your lip and chased after him, pulling his sleeve to stop him from going away.

"Um... Umm.. Hey." You blushed and covered your face with your hands. "Yeah?" You flustered your courage. "Um-..." "Are you OK?" You put your pride down and filled yourself with courage. "Yeah.. Umm.." He chuckled. "Well? Hehe?" "He-ey, are you free-ee today?" He put on a cocky face. "Oh ho ho, why do you want to know?" You furrowed your eyebrows at him. "Its not like I like you! OK!" He laughed. "Alright, cool. Where do you want to go?" Your eyes widened and you blushed.

"We could rent a boat and sail! Find a bunny and feed it some juicy kale!" He suggested. "No that sounds really stupid." He thought a little bit more. "Okay, well, how about a classy dinner by candlelight?" He waved his wand and a few shadows appeared, showing as monsters. "Or some scary stories till midnight? So that I can hold you tight." The shadow monsters led you right into his arms where he wrapped his arms around you. "Ba ba da da ba! And get Cheeto crumbs on me? No way!"

"Oh, I think you're a little dense." You flicked at his forehead. "I really don't like all this talk, you have in present tense." Sirius smirked. "Ba ba da da ba! So, listen here buddy, its all just a big fantasy you see inside your head. NO! So, just say goodbye!" "Uh, whatever." "BA BA DA DA BA!"

"I'm not a dere! My girl's a dere! Tsun- Tsundere! Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress!" He laughed and ruffled your hair. "Ugh, I'll digress so let's just go to the park, I guess?" You folded your arms across your chest. "Pfft! You don't even know what to bring!" He slapped his forehead and sighed, kissing your lips briefly for a few seconds. You blushed so hard, your head was about to explode. "Oh, come on! Will you please just say yes!" You blushed and tucked a piece of hair behind your ear. "Geez! Fine, bako-tako. Its not like I'll enjoy it or anything..."

A/N: I hope you're having a great day/night wherever you are and I hope you like this one a lot. Because I do a lot. And until next time, take it easy guys, gals and non binary pals! Stay cool my FAM!!!