Another Heathers one! I know these are kinda annoying to some people and I'm sorry if my oneshots are crap and I know I'm horrible at writing and I know I should just go and die in hell... But! I like doing these. And I know what I said about I should just go and die... I'm sorry I'm going through some stuff like slight depression. Sorry!

Warnings: Strong language

Lyrics^^^

Enjoy~
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"Y/N!" You shuffled towards him and sat up straight. "Yeah?" Draco smirked and handed you a piece of parchment and a quill. "I need you to replicate Marcus's handwriting." You looked skeptical but took the quill and parchment. "She needs something to write on. Blaise! Bend over." Blaise bent over and you wrote what Draco said. "Hi, honey. I've been watching you. I've been thinking about the both of us. I hope you can come to my party. Love, Marcus." You ticked off. "Oh, and put XO under the signature." You did so and handed the letter to Draco who smirked devilishly. "What's this for?" "Luna Lovegood had a crush on Marcus since 1st year. And I've seen them kiss on the Quidditch field." Pansy got grosses out and winced. "Eww! Luna Lovegood that weirdo!" You got furious and ripped the note from his hand. "Luna had a 7 year long crush on him! This would destroy her!" Draco grimaced and a huge crowd formed around you.

Draco: "Are we gonna have a problem?"

             "Do you have a bone to pick?"

             "You've come so far. Why now? Are you pulling on my dick?!"

             "I'd normally slap your face off. And everyone here can watch! But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice. Listen up biatch!"

Blaise and Pansy: "I like!"

Draco: "Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot!"

Blaise and Pansy: "I like!"

Draco: "Getting drunk, maxing dad's bank account."

Blaise and Pansy: "I like!"

Draco: "Skipping Charms, screwing her, scaring him."

Blaise and Pansy: "I like!"

Draco: "Killer clothes."

Slytherins: "Kicking nerds in the nose."

Draco: "If you lack the balls, go and play some dolls. Let your mommy fix you a snack."

Blaise and Pansy: "Woah oh oh!"

Draco: "Or you could come smoke; pound some rum and Coke in my mansion with the Beaters yeah!"

Slytherins: "Honey, what you gonna do?! Welcome to my Honeydukes!"

                      "Time to prove that you are not a loser anymore! Then, step into my Honeydukes!"

Slytherins: "They fall."

Blaise: "At your feet! Pay the check!"

Pansy: "Help you cheat!"

Slytherins: "All you."

Blaise: "Have to do!"

Draco: "Say goodbye to Lovegood!"

Slytherins: "That freak."

Pansy: "Not your friend. I can tell in the end!"

Slytherins: "If she."

Pansy: "Had your shot."

Slytherins: "She would leave you to rot!"

Pansy: "Cause if you don't care. Fine! Go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on!"

             "Or forget that nerd."

Blaise: "And get on my broom."

Draco: "Let's go tear up someone's room!"

Slytherins: "Woah oh oh! Woah oh oh! Woah oh oh!"

                      "Honey, what you gonna do?! Welcome to my Honeydukes! Time to prove you're not a pussy anymore! Then, step into my Honeydukes!"

Draco: "You can join the team."

Blaise and Pansy: "Or you can bitch and moan."

Draco: "You can leave the dream."

Blaise and Pansy: "Or you can die alone."

Draco: "You can fly with eagles

Slytherins: "Or if you prefer."

Draco: "Keep testing me!"

Blaise and Pansy: "And end up like her!!!"

Luna: "Y/N! Marcus invited me to his homecoming party. This proves he's been thinking about me."

Y/N: "Colour me stock."

Luna: "I'm so happy!"

Pansy: "Honey what you're gonna do-"

Draco: "SHUT UP, PANSY!"

             "Step into me Honeydukes!!!!"

Blaise and Pansy: "Time to prove that you're not a lame ass anymore!"

Slytherins: "Then, step into my Honeydukes! Its my Honey. Its my Honeydukes. Its my Honey. Its my Honeydukes!!!"

A/N: Its evening where I am and Sunday's almost over and tomorrow's Monday and that means that exams! Yeah! Notice my sarcasm! Ugh... BTW, as I said in my last one, I will take your requests after the exam weeks. Wish me luck! Stay cool my FAM!!!!!