This one has no (x character) but it will lead up to a full on short series. If you didn't see the video above, its a Heathers parody and it will only involve the songs. They aren't exactly in order but I hope you like it! BTW there will be a remake of the Freeze Your Brain one.

Warnings: Strong language, timeline mixup

Lyrics

Enjoy~
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December 1st, 1989

Dear diary,

Y/N: I believe I'm a good person. You know, I think there's good in everyone. But here we are. First day of senior year! I look around at all these kids that I've known all my life and asked myself,

"What happened?"

Students: "Freak."

                   "Slut."

                   "Burnout."

                   "Bug eyes."

                   "Poser."

                   "Lard ass."

Y/N: "We were so tiny, happy and shiny. Playing tag and getting chased."

Students: "Freak."

                   "Slut."

                   "Loser."

                   "Short bus."

Y/N: "Singing and clapping. Laughing and napping. Baking cookies, eating paste."

Students: "Bull dike."

                   "Stuck up."

                   "Hunchback."

Y/N: "Then we got bigger that was the trigger. Like the Huns invading Rome."

Random fella: "Woah!"

Y/N: "Ugh... Oh sorry!"

         "Welcome to Hogwarts. This ain't no high school. This is the Thunder Dome. Hold your breath and count the days. We're graduating soon."

Students: "White trash!"

Y/N: "College would be paradise if I'm not dead by June."

        "But I know, I know. We can be beautiful. I pray, I pray. For a better way. If we changed back then, we can change again. We can be beautiful..."

Guy: "Ow!"

Y/N: "Just not today. Hey are you okay?"

Guy: "Get away, nerd!"

Y/N: "Oh... Sorry."

Students: "Freak."

                  "Slut."

                  "Cripple."

                  "Homo."

                  "Homo."

                  "Homo."

Y/N: "Things will get better as soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke or Brown. Away from this coma, take my diploma. Then, I can blow this town."

         "Dream of ivy covered walls and smoky French cafés."

Goyle: "Watch it!"

Y/N: "Strike the urge to light a match and set this dump ablaze."

Goyle: "Ooops."

Y/N: "Gregory Goyle. Third year as a slacker and eighth year of smacking books out of people's hands, and being a huge dick."

Goyle: "What did you say to me, skank?"

Y/N: "Agh, nothing."

Y/N: "But I know, I know. We can be beautiful. I pray, I pray, for a better way. We were kind before. We can be kind once more. We can be beautiful..."

        "Aah! Luna!"

Luna: "Hey!"

Y/N: Luna Lovegood. My best friends since diapers.

Luna: "Are you on for Muggle books night?"

Y/N: "Of course! You're on Snacks duty."

Luna: "I borrowed The Hunger Games."

Y/N: "Woah, again? Don't you have that memorized by now?"

Luna: "What can I say? I'm a sucker for a good drama book."

Marcus: "Looney Lovegood! Crazy ball! Ha! Hahaaa!"

Y/N: "Marcus Flint. Quidditch player. He is the smartest guy in the Slytherin Quidditch team which is like being the tallest dwarf."

Marcus: "Haha! Alright!"

Y/N: "Hey! Pick that up!"

Marcus: "Are you actually talking to me?"

Y/N: "Yes I am! I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend? You're Hogwarts has-been just waiting to happen- a future wand polisher."

• • •

Marcus: "You have a zit right there."

Students: *laughs*

Students:

"Why do they hate me?"

"Why don't I fight back?"

"Why do I act like such a creep?"

"Why won't he date me?"

"Why did I hit him?"

"Why do I cry myself to sleep?"

"Somebody hug me. Somebody fix me. Somebody save me. Give me a sign, God. Give me some cold beer. Something to live for!"

||SLAM||

Students: "Oh, Pansy, Blaise and Draco."

Y/N: "Then, there are the Slytherins or that's what they call themselves."

Students: "I love Pansy, Blaise and Draco."

Y/N: "Pansy Parkinson. The Alpha female of Hogwarts. She is a total daddy's girl."

         "Blaise Zabini. Heartthrob of Slytherins. Mostly has one night stands with every girl he can get his slender fingers on."

         "And then, there's Draco Malfoy. The Alpha. The Almighty...

         He is a mythic bitch."

        "They're solid Teflon. Never bothered. Never harassed. I would give anything to be like them."

Guy: "I wanna be Pansy's boyfriend."

Students: "That would be beautiful."

Girl: "If I sat with them, guys would notice me."

Students: "So beautiful."

Luna: "I'd like then to be nicer."

Students: "That would be beautiful."

Guy: "I would like to kidnap a Slytherin and photograph them naked in a warehouse and leave 'em dead for the rats."

• • •

||VOMIT||

Draco: "Oh, grow up, Blaise. Butterbeer was so '87."

Blaise: "I think you need to see a doctor, Pansy."

Pansy: "Maybe I should, Blaise."

McGonagall: "Ah, Blaise, Draco..."

Pansy: ||VOMITS||

Teacher: "... And Pansy. Didn't you hear the bell over all the vomiting? You're late for class."

Draco: "Pansy wasn't feeling well. We were helping her."

McGonagall: "Not without a teacher's note you aren't. Weeks detention."

Y/N: "Um... Actually Professor McGonagall, all four of us are on a teacher's note. Professor Snape."

McGonagall: "... I see that you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going."

||LEAVES||

Draco: "This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?"

Y/N: "Uh... I'm Y/N. L/N. I crave a boon."

Draco: "What boon?"

Y/N: "Um... Let me sit with you guys, at lunch, just once. No talking necessary. If people think you guys tolerate me, they'll leave me alone."

Slytherins: ||LAUGHS||

Y/N: "Before you say anything, I also do report cards, permission slips and absent notes."

Pansy: "What about prescriptions?"

Draco: "Shut up, Pansy!"

Pansy: "Sorry, Draco."

Draco: "For a gruesome little nobody, you are a Slytherin and have good bone structure."

Blaise: "And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important."

Pansy: "Of course, you could stand to loose a few pounds."

Draco: "And you know, you know, you know. This could be beautiful. A new vest, maybe some black books and we're on your way. Get this girl earrings and Pansy, I need your brush. We'll make her beautiful."

Blaise: "Let's make her beautiful."

Pansy: "Let's make her beautiful."

Draco: "Make her beautiful. Okay?"

Y/N: "Okay!"

||SMACK||

Marcus: "Out of my way, geek!

Guy: " I don't want trouble!"

Marcus: "You're gonna die at 3pm."

Girl: "Don't you dare touch me! Get away pervert!"

Guy: "What did I ever do to them?"

Students: "Who can survive this?"
          
                  "I can't escape this."

                 "I think I'm dying!"

Girl: "Who's that with Slytherins?"

Students: "Pansy, Blaise, Draco... And someone."

                  "Pansy, Blaise, Draco and a babe."

                  "Pansy, Blaise, Draco..."

Luna: "Y/N?"

Students: "Y/N. Y/N/. Y/N!"

Y/N: "And you know, you know, you know! Life can be beautiful! You hope, you dream, you pray and you group your way! Ask me how it feels, looking like hell on wheels!!!"

         "Oh God, its beautiful..."
 
        "I might be beautiful..."

       "And when your beautiful... Its a beautiful freaking day!!!"

Students: "Pansy, Blaise, Draco, Y/N!"
     
                  "Pansy, Blaise, Draco, Y/N!"

                 "Y/N! Y/N! Y/N! Y/N!"

A/N: Hey! I know this took so long but I was jumping back and forth with ideas and settled with this one. It was originally supposed to be Harry or someone else but I settled for you, my fellow reader! I hoped you enjoy and don't forget to vote! Stay cool my FAM!!!!!