So the first argument i got was on a site called eat liver by some person I'm not sure is a human

So, she starts off with

we where all thinking it but now i said it so everyone can relax but now I'll say why because harry potter sucks

Oh heroic young twihard that is going to make everyone PEACEFULLY RELAX OH THAT'S NICE .are you saying "EVERYBODY" ? what about me and the other million people that think hp is better than twilight.

Her first reason:

#1:the boxsets:

twilight

elligant modern clean cut, fancy, to the point

*box sets *elegant

What does an albino holding an apple ,a blood dipped flower, a frayed red ribbon, and an incorrectly colored chess set represent twilight? And what do the tittles "twilight" "new moon" eclipse" and "breaking dawn" explain twilight. The photos on the harry potter tittles make sense once you get to a certain point in the book and the picture on the tittle happen . Just because twilight is the safest time for vampires doesn't mean it has anything (barely )to do with the book

Harry Potter:

Well excuse me I was not aware we kept books in frickin treasure chests r we pirates now? or other things that doesn't exist like WIZARDS? OMG dumb ppl believe in magic omg too much!

*freaking *are *don't exist

Okay, it's not a bloody treasure chest , it's a TRUNK and pirates did exist at a certain period in time. And your fabulous twilight box set hasn't the ounce of creativity when designing the box . At least the trunk is creative!!

Her second reason:

#Harry Potter copied Twilight

Stephanie Mayer creates an original character with the last name BLACK . He is part wolf and many times referred to as part dog.He TRANSFORMS and is VERY DANGEROUS when he is in dog form SOUND FAMILIAR?

BTW Rowling doesn't even cast black actor to play SERIOUS BLACK. A bit racist? I thought so to.

*Meyer *too (gosh she doesn't even know how to spell her favorite author's name)

Okay, first of all Harry Potter did not copy Twilight, it was written way after Harry Potter, SO IT CAN'T BE BEING COPIED. IF ANYTHING IT'S COPYING.

Also, that thing she said about it being racist, well, if it was racist why is Jacob Black not played by a black person. And why is it racist? it's just a name!

Her fifth reason:

#5: The logos

twilight

very unique and reconizable. cute swirrel on the g.

*swirl *recognizable

Well, that swirl is recognizable, it fills me with disgust whenever I see it!

harry potter

bulky and dumb. who ever drew this clearly has a twitch that activiateley multiple times in a row during the time they formed the P in "Potter"

Activiateley? Is that even a  word?

THAT ACTIVIATELEY GLITCH IS A LIGHTNING SCAR KIDDO. AND IF YOU READ THE FIRST PART OF THE FIRST BOOK OR WATCHED THE FIRST PART OF THE FIRST MOVIE OR READ THE BACK OF THE BOOK OR WATCHED THE FREAKING TRAILER (which you probably have as you know so much about hp cough cough) YOU WOULD KNOW THAT'S HIS LIGHTNING SCAR YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!

After that she says:

#next, the hidden meanings in tittles.

twilight: light means good, good means pure, pure means jesus, this tittle tells us to love his majesty Jesus Christ. I love this tittle and I love Jesus too :)

I looked up the meaning of light in the dictionary

"the natural agent than stimulates sight and makes things visible"

Pure? no. the end.

Hairy POTter: First, the hairy is subliminally promoting bad hygeine. The POT is telling people to become potheads and stoner and smoke pot and marijuana. My cousin is a harry potter fan and my aunt found a bong in her room. proof!

*hygiene *stoner?

First, Harry is the short form of Harold which has nothing to do with hairy HOW DARE YOU INSULT CHEWY!!!!! and second, the pot is part of the name "Potter" which means someone who works with pottery. and and I wouldn't be surprised if the author is on drugs, as she obviously is an idiot

Aaaah! my favorite!

#lastly, the authers

stephenie meyer is flawless out the writer in each of us.1 time my writing reminded her of steph's and I was sooo happy. I got a C on the story because it was because it was late :(

*author *one *so *Stephenie * Meyer *because it

No , you got a C because it was because your writing is as bad as Stephs'  and no that isn't a compliment

JK Rowling- OK first of all I didn't even know the writer of harry potter till five mins ago. i had to look her up so obiviously she isn't that famous. 2nd of all, what kind of name is JK? Just kidding? what R U just kidding about? "LOL, I wrote a great series about wizards JK it sucked" think she could get a little more creative right? LOSER

*MINUTES *are *you *obviously

First, fame isn't' as important as you seem to think it is. Maybe Justin Beiber is more famous than like, faulty towers but he still sucks and if anything, JKR is more famous than Meyer. Second, that's Jenifer Anniston from friends you moron. But maybe you got her cause you spelt JKR's name so badly. And third, don't judge people by their names. I Think the name Ronald weasly isn't that good, but i still think he's a good character, and JK stands for Joanne Kathleen ! IDIOT! BANSHEE!

OK LETS MOVE ONTO THE NEXT ONE PLEASE see what i mean