Me: "ARGHHHHH I AM SO MAD AT YOU ALL! Not the readers (love you guys!) but the Hogwartsians. AND at ThatAnonymousGirl123 who dared me to kiss Draco!"

Draco: "I WILL KILL HER! THAT FILTHY MUDBLOOD!"

Me: "Anyway, I come on and what do I see? 641 VIEWS ON THIS STORY! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH GUYS! The next chapter will be dedicated to plottwis for her dare, which we will do while Harry's polyjuice potion is brewing."

Hermione: "What dare?"

Me: *evil grin* "The closet!"

Ron: "Bloody hell, what?"

Fred: "LOLOLOL! #TheCloset!"

Ginny: "Why are you hashtagging? We're not online or anything."

Me: "Hehehehehehe—umm I mean..." *turns laugh into cough*

Fred: #Awesomeness

Draco: -_-

Luna: My daddy said that the swirly A thingie was better. @!

Fred: #!

Luna: @!

Me: "SHHHHH!" *snaps fingers but nothing happens so snaps again* "What?"

Hermione: "We still have your powers, Fantasy."

Me: "How? Why? GIVE THEM BACK OR-" *reaches for want but isnt there* "GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Luna: "Na-na-na, na-na-na NARGLES!"

Fred: #Maybe #being #kidnapped #isn't #so #bad.

Harry: "You're doing it wrong. It's #AllOneWord.

Fred: "Nu-uh!"

Ron: "Yu-uh!"

Draco: "WHERE'S MY WAND?"

Hermione: #He's A Ferret

Me: "I never thought Hermione would hashtag. NOW GIMME BACK MY STUFF!"

All But Draco And Me: "DRANTASY FOREVER!"

Me: "DIE!"

Draco: "SPARE ME!"