Author's Note

Me: I have TRULY evil things planned......

Fred Weasley: Evil is my middle name. Well, part of it. My middle name is Evil Pranks.

Ginny Weasley: Nope. It's-

Fred: SHHHHHHH!

Draco: BE QUIET, YOU BLOOD TRAITORS!

Me: YOU BE QUIET, DRACO LUCIUS SCORPIUS MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Draco: O.o How do you know my full name?

Me: I KNOW ALL. COWER IN FEAR.

Ron: Blimey, now I'm a little scared...

Me: I KNOW WHO YOU WILL MARRY!

Harry: What.

Me: But I don't want to spoil your future. *smiles angelicaly*

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"Hermione, Truth or Dare?" Fred asked. Now they were ALL playing. "Dare." Said Hermione, confidently. "Ok, 'Mione-" "Don't call me that." Fred sat back, pondering. Then he smirked-Draco style. "I dare you to KISS DRACO!" "What?!?!?!" Chorused Dramione. Fred grinned. "Or else Oppugno and throwing-up-slugs for you two! Plus you lose the game." Ron looked at Hermione. "'Mione, no!" He said, grasping her hand. Ron and Hermione gazed at each other. Then Hermione pulled away. "I-I-I have to...." Malfoy melted into his chair. "No...I HATE YOU." "I HATE YOU TOO MALFOY!" Replied Hermione, and she pecked him on the cheek quickly, then whipped out her wand. "Oppugno!" She said, put her wand away, and sat back down. A tiny flock of birds attacked Draco. "Ack....AHHHH!" He sounded like a little girl. Ron snorted. Harry's face turned the color of his girlfriend's hair trying not to laugh. Ginny gripped Harry's hand tighter, her face the same color. Fred looked at the floor smiling. Hermione looked satisfied. Eventually, Draco grasped his wand. "Protego" He said, and a blue shield propelled the birds away. "Episkey." He healed his face, and glowered at Hermione.