AUTHORS NOTE

Me: "IM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER! PLEASE DON'T PELT ME WITH OVERRIPE TOMATOES! Plus I'm typing this off my iPod so excuse the typos!"

Harry: "I don't even ask anymore."

All but Drantasy: "DRANTASYYYY!"

Me: "I SNUCK MY WAND BACK BY THE WAY! And DRAMIO

Dramione: -__-

George (Thank you to GredAndForge for telling me that Fred died not George so now it's George): "VOLDEMIONE!"

Hermione: "Wait, what?"

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I clapped my hands. "Alright! With my wand back I can get author powers back!" With a flick of my wand, Hermione was on her knees and green swirly stuff was coming out if her. "So sorry 'Mione, but this was mine. I don't think it hurts." Ron punched me in the arm but luckily I'd already gotten my powers back. I snapped my fingers and the scroll appeared. "Ok so today we are doing dares off both ThatAnonymousGirl123 and plottwis! First off, Hermione, brew us up a Polyjuice potion!" With a wave of my hand, everything was laid out. "It takes a month, Fantasy." She said. I grinned. "I know. Start brewing! When you're done with the first part, tell. Now, George, prank call Voldie!" George, for once, looked genuinely a little scared. "He's dead..." "OH DRACO HOLD OUT YOUR DARK MARK!" I did a couple things to it, and the skull smiled and the snake coming out turned into a cell phone. "THE-EVIL is his number. DIAL! MWAHAHAHAHA!" He did. Frankly, I think they're starting to get scared of me, but DON'T CHA JUST LOVE THE DEATH DIALER? That's what it is now. George dialed. It's ringer was screaming. Voldemort picked up from the Underworld and whistled. "Hoo hoo! Big summer blowout! LET IT GOO LET IT GOOO!" We all blinked. Ginny sighed "That was so last year, sorry." Voldemort talked serious. "Only 'kidding'. Wait a minute while I...Internet surf." A flash went through the wire and Voldemort appeared!

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Me: SORRY IF THAT WAS CONFUSING! SUMMERS SOOO BUSY!