Alice rubbed her wrapped arm that got injured by the Bandersnatch. Hearing psychotic laughing in the distance she walked out of the woods to see a tea party of some sort.
On the rather long table, there were arrays of teapots and biscuits, crumbs from scones and cakes laid around messily as pieces of glass from table sets lay around. The table had a white cloth decorated with designs and holding arrangments for the desserts. 

On the opposite sides of the table was a row of six chairs aligned with one big chair at the end of the table.
A maniacally laughing hare was jumping around throwing the desserts at the dormouse she met earlier who insulted her for saying she is not the real Alice. 
In the big chair was a very pale hatter, who wore a giant leather hat with a salmon color fabric around its torso. He had bright orange frizzy hair that stuck out in all directions. His clothing insisted on a worn-out leather jacket and trousers, he wore a giant brightly color bow on his neck. He had bright yellow eyes and bright purple eye bags under them. The man had a rather large gap on his teeth which stood out brightly against his purply-pink lips.
On the man's lap was a rather short male. He had long raven hair that ended at his waist, his hair made it look like he had a halo around him as it formed his moon-light pale face- which unlike the hatter did not look sickly. His eyes were closed and you could see his long lashes framing him to look pure and innocent. He wore a frilly short jacket that ended at his chest. He was wearing some sort of corset around him that looked like it was moving. Underneath the tight looking torso, he was wearing a rather slimly fitted dress shirt that left nothing to the imagination. He was wearing some blue cheetah print shorts that stopped at 1-fouth of his thigh. He wore black see-through leggings that were 3 inches away from the shorts. He wore what looked like blue heels as his feet were dangling from the ground. On his neck was a necklace with clogs and screws hanging around. On his head sat a mini hat that looked like the Hatter's except instead of salmon it was periwinkle blue.

"Alice!" The Hatter yelled as he gently put the younger male onto the seat next to him. The Orange haired man walked onto the table kicking the food around until he got to her.

"That's not the real Alice!" The Dormouse yelled throwing some jam at the Hatter - who dodged.
                   "No, no! I know the real Alice anywhere," He said walking her to the table. The Hatter sat back down at his Big chair pulling the petite man onto his lap again. 

The Hatter was about to speak again only to be interrupted by the sound of clanking metal and a dog barking. Grabbing a bottle that said 'Drink Me' he gave to Alice, who drank it after being told to. 
Alice shrank to the size of a man's thumb, and she felt herself get pulled by her dress. 

"You'll be safe here. Harry well keep you safe" He said putting her in a teapot and giving it to the male.

"Well, well, isn't it my favorite band of psychotics." A man said, with a nasty scar on his face. "Where's Alice?" He said as the group kept quiet before bursting out laughing. 

"Who's Alice?" The March Hare asked before looking at the spoon in his hand before saying "Spoon.".

"Don't lie to me. I know you're hiding her... and maybe I will take something if I don't get her," He said before looking at Harry with lust-filled eyes. 
All of a sudden Harry opened his eyes, the bright emerald green orbs out for show.

"And what will that be exactly?" The raven asked as he massaged the tightening hands around his waist. 
" I don't understand why to choose an orange hair crazy man over someone... like me?" the Knave of Hearts asked. Harry's emerald eyes turned hard as he looked at the arrogant man in front of him.

"Compared to you, at least he's real," Harry said as poked his chin upwards. The scarred man scowled and looked away from him. "Well, our bloodhound will find her," he said as the dog started to sniff under the table. He went to the end of the table and sniffed at Harry who was holding the teapot under the table. Harry looked at the dog and put his finger on his pink lips, showing the "Shh" sound before winking. The hound stopped before nodding and whining running the other direction with the knights in follow.  
Harry grabbed a knitted dress and put it in the teapot, waiting for Alice to put it on. Checking if she's properly dressed he grabbed her and put her in his hand.

The Hatter stood up, along with Harry, and said: "Down with the bloody red queen!" in a scary non-hatter voice. The table cheered in agreement, "Know we shall be using the most fun way of travel, by hat", He said as the dorm mouse agreed in excitement.

                                                                                ~Time Skip~  

"Now off you go Alice," Harry said as his eyes glimmered. The Hatter took off his hat, along with Harry's, he put Alice in his much smaller hat and put her under the Hatter larger one. Once that happens they wouldn't stick off each other until both of the hats hit the ground. Giving them to Hatter he stepped back as the orange-haired male flung the hat over the large bog. 

Harry grabbed the Hatter's arm and leaned his head against it.
"Well, she is okay?" Harry asked as he looked at his lover's yellow eyes. 

"Why wouldn't she be? She's Alice!" He declared until he heard the same sound of clanking metal from before. Harry's eyes looked up at his in panic. 
The Hatter kissed Harry's pink full lips hard, Harry complying. Harry moaned and tangled his hands in the Hatter's hair. 
They were pulled apart by a set of two hands forcefully grabbing them. 

"You two are under arrest." One of the metal knights said.

                                                           ~Another time skip~ 

Alice looked around uncomfortably, her red and black dress was rather tight. 

"Call in the prisoners!" The large-headed queen yelled. Two prisoners came in, both in shackles.  
"What is my brother doing in shackles!" the Red Queen said as she looked at Harry. Everyone looked surprised except for the Hatter.

"W-what do you mean your majesty?" One of the cards asked. The Queen glared at them before looking at Harry. 
"Dear brother, who is this man next to you?" The red-head asked calmly much to everyone's shock. Harry gave a small smile at the Queen. She might be evil but she is still his sister. 

"This is my husband," he said calmly knowing what's gonna come next. 
"You got married and you didn't invite me!" Her large head-turning red slowly.
"Oh no, we got eloped. Nobody was invited." He said as if he's been doing this for years- which he has.

"Oh, well that fine I presume. Knave! Get my brother and his husband out of those chains. And give them one of the nicest rooms in the castle." She proclaimed as the knave unlocked their chains. 
Harry sighed in relief and ran up and hugged the Hatter. He let go of him and walked up to the red Queen and the did a kiss on each cheek. The red queen then leaned forward and whispered: "You were always my favorite sibling,".

                                                                    ~Another Time skip~

Once the Hatter, Alice, and Harry arrived at the white castle they were amazed in wonder. Getting off the Bandersnatch, Alice and Hatter bowed to the white Queen while Harry just ran up to her and hugged her. 

"Oh, Harry how I've missed you!" She said pulling away from the hug before kissing each other's cheeks. Harry nodded in agreement before walking back to his husband- who grabbed his waist and buried his face in the raven's neck. 

                                                                       ~Last Time skip~

Harry cheered as the Hatter carried him up and spun him around. Touching the hard stone again he kissed the Hatter eagerly as they won the battle against the red queen and the Jabberwocky.
Pulling apart after the need for air was too much they looked at Alice. Alice was smiling but looked sad. 

Harry walked over whispering something in her ear. He then took off his hat and grabbed a wand. 

"As my professor always used to say, you need to swish and flick," Harry said as he did that and lightly bopped Alice on the as she was transported away. 
Turning around Harry walked back at his Hatter and smiled before, grabbing the Hatters hat and ran away, leaving a Mad Hatter following the Maniacal Wizard.

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