Me: Hey that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?

Little girl: *hides behind her mom*

Me: Go ahead, you can tell her.

Little girl: Yeaaaaaaaaah

Me: That's cool! Who is your favourite character? Hermione?

Little girl: *shakes head*

Me: Ron? Harry?

Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT

Me: Uh.

Little girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS

Me: That's....fun too.