1. "What's a muggle?"
My response "You are!"
Seriously if you don't know what a muggle is that means you are one.

2. "I've never read the books but I've seen the movies"
Please no! You are not a Potter head if you haven't read the books!

3."Professor Umbridge seems like a sweet lady"
HONEY you clearly don't know what she did!

4."I gave up reading the series halfway through"
I got one word to say to this...MUGGLE

5."J.K. Rowling is a bad author"
ARE YOU BLIND!!!!!

6."Magic isn't real"
Probably because your a squib

Let me know if you guys have ever experienced one of these conversations! They are soooooo annoying! Also comment who your favorite character is! My is either Hermione or Luna!
-_gymnast_04