lol, here is a text I came up with....

Dumbledor- shoutout to all the students and professors in Hogwarts
HarryP-what?
Dumbledor- it is the most amazing thing ever invented since toilet paper!!!
Snape- ...
Dumbledor- we have google!!!DracoM- yay?
RonW- what is the password to the Hogwarts wifi
Dumbledor- the Griffindor one is Fairydustbadsmell95029193858593 and the hufflepuff one is yellowsnowcats54683920275 and the Ravenclaw one is smartielolliesriddle2339593010000284882 and the Slytherin one is Hotdogtoiletpaper69301889492045.
DracoM- ok...
HarryP- What's wrong with the Griffindor 1?
Dumbledor- nothing
ChoC- ...
FredW- hahahaha, Cho Chang's username spell's Choc
GeorgeW- -olate
FredW- lol
ChoC- ...