Draco Malfoy Has Just Joined Facebook:

Comments:

Bellatrix: FINALLY *Bats eyelashes*

Voldemort: Hello my minion >:3

Luicius: DRACO... WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH POTTER? :(

Draco: Dad... Go away...

Harry: Hey! you should meet this girl named annabeth! She is FINE *whistles*

Percy: >:( B@#@!!?*&%

Annabeth: I dont even know whom this draco character tis'.

Draco: * looks at annabeths profile pic of her in a bikini with percy*

Draco: DAYUM....

Percy: Back off BUTT FACE

Annabeth: Leave my percy alone

Draco: Wanna go on a date to hogwarts? *wiggles eyebrows*

Meredith: HIYA GUISE!

Draco: *Looks at Merediths profile pic, of her in a bikini with Neo*

Draco: DAYUMMM GURLL

Percy: ..... Who are you?

Zeus: SHE IS MY DAUGHTER POSIDEON FILTH....

Posideon: WHY ME?? :'(

Meredith: Who is this draco person....?

Draco: Check out my profile...

Meredith: *Looks at Dracos profile, profile pic... sees him in the lake with abbs*

Draco: *Wiggles eyebrows* See anything ya like? >:3

Meredith: NAH.. NEOOOOO <3