Hermione: I don't like your little games

Ron: Do you mean wizards chess? Because I know!

Hermione: Don't like your tilted stage

Ron: I have my own stage?!

Hermione: The role you made me play of the fool

Ron: I didn't make you play a fool on my stage!!

Hermione: No I don't like you

Ron: But Hermione!!!

Hermione: I don't like your perfect crime

Ron: I committed a crime?! 😨

Hermione: How you laugh when you lie

Ron: I lie?!

Hermione: You said the gun was mine

Ron: What gun?!

Hermione: Isn't cool, no I don't like you

Ron: You said that!

Hermione: But I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time

Ron: Your already as smart as anyone could be.

Hermione: Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all the time

Ron: You died?! You rise up from the dead a lot?! Honey?!

Hermione: I got a list of names and yours is in red underlined

Ron: My name is bloody?! (I think you all get the humor in that! If you don't, bloody h***. I don't swear.)

Hermione: I check it once, then I check it twice

Ron: ?

Hermione: Look what you made me do

Ron: I didn't make you do anything!

Hermione: Look what you made me do

Ron: You said that like, 5 seconds ago!

Hermione: Look what you just made me do

Ron: -_-

Hermione: Look what you just made me do

Ron: Say something I'm giving up on you. Hermione I know it's a lyric prank!

Hermione: H-How?

Ron: Harry taught me all the songs there is to know!

                         Hermione has left this chat to rethink her life
Ron: Ummm. Ok then!