Dobby to Draco:

Dobby: I am free!

Draco: Yeah, you are. Harry finally set you free.

Dobby: Come water me!

Draco: I'm not a hose.

Dobby: Love you so, but if you don't, I have to leave, oh no.

Draco: I don't.

Dobby: I am free, yeah yeah

Draco: Why the repetition? It's almost as stupid as you.

Dobby: Come water me, oh oh!

Draco: Wtf?

Dobby: Love you so, but if you don't
I have to leave, oh no.

Draco: My father sure hated you.

Dobby: It's hot, I think I wanna kick off both of my socks.

Draco: You still haven't taken off the ones Potter gave you? Obsessive much?

Dobby: I can feel it boilin' up in this pot.

Draco: You haven't taken them off, have you?

Dobby: A closed mouth don't get fed, is you hungry or not?

Draco: I'm hungry for some alone time. Leave.

Dobby: Like brr brr, operator. Caboose like, choo choo, bless my Harry.

Draco: You're like in love with him or something? Dammit, house elf.

Dobby: Thank God, thank God, thank God, I'm gettin' thicker. And I got 'em sweatin' in the middle of the winter.

Draco: You don't have a large d*ck, you're a f*cking house elf.

Dobby: I don't get dehydrated, I moisturize it daily.

Draco: You what?

Dobby: I am my inspiration, I am my inspiration!

Draco: You're more narcissistic than I am.

Dobby: But I love you, no limit, I need to know you in it. If you got time, let's spend it.

Draco: I f*cking don't. Get the message.

Dobby: I am free, yeah yeah. Come water me, oh oh!

Draco: Your clothing choices are dreadfully horrid. Of course you're not entirely free.

Dobby: Love you so, but if you don't I have to leave, oh no.

Draco: LEAVE! My father will hear about this.

Dobby: I think I need a washrag, perspiratin'.

Draco: More references? Wow.

Dobby: Gimme that sweet tea, you think I'm playin'. I need it all night, no sleep. You can get it in the kitchen if you sweatin' out the sheets.

Draco: Stop! Stop! You're an elf!

Dobby: Like brr brr, operator

Draco: What the hell?

Dobby; You got me like, hee hee, Mike Jackson
Thank God, thank God, thank God, I'm gettin' thicker. And I can make you boil up, Harry, let it simmer.

Draco: I'm not Harry! Get the hint!

Dobby: I don't get dehydrated, I moisturize it daily.

Draco: This is a lyric prank isn't it?

Dobby: I'm sorry, Master Malfoy!

Draco: 🙄