Scorpius to Albus:

Scorpius: I ain't nothin' like these h**s.

Albus: Scorpius?

Scorpius: No.

Albus: Dafuq?

Scorpius: Don't compare me to no one.

Albus: This incorrect grammar doesn't sound like you... Who the f*ck stole your phone?

Scorpius: Don't do it.

Albus: Dafuq???

Scorpius: Money green like a Ceelo (yup)

Albus: Ceelo Green as in the Muggle singer? Since when has a Malfoy ever heard of Muggle stuff?

Scorpius: Yeah, my pocket so swollen. Man, I ain't nothing like these hoes (no). Don't compare me to no one (don't do it). Money green like a Ceelo, yeah, my pocket so swollen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Albus: WHAT THE F**K, SCORPIUS?!

Scorpius: Look these h**s be fake flossin'.

Albus: Do you mean when you lie to the dentist about brushing your teeth?

Scorpius: Fake *ss jewelry, got a neck rash (eww).

Albus: You mean when Lily complains about the copper jewlery sold at Muggle stores?

Scorpius: These h**s be fake ballin'.

Albus: I have no clue what the f**k you're saying.

Scorpius: Tax money that she won't last (bye).

Albus: You don't now how to pay taxes, Scorpius, You're fifteen.

Scorpius: These h**s be d*ck riding, think they gone come up cause they let you f*ck (you a h*e).

Albus: Er.... Scorp... Are you trying to be cool again?

Scorpius: These h**s be full of drama, they always with the extra.

Albus: Extra what?

Scorpius: These h**s, they wake up, they beggin'.

Albus: Begging for what?

Scorpius: On the gram, they be fake flexin' (why you lyin').

Albus: Wtf man...

Scorpius: These h**s, they wake up, they broke (eww). They mattresses be on the floor (haha). These h**s, they wake up they nasty. They runnin' they mouth, they so petty (petty). These h**s, they feed off attention (yup). Zero time, that's what I give 'em. I ain't nothin' like these h**s (no)
Don't compare me to no one (don't do it). Money green like a Ceelo (yup). Yeah, my pocket so swollen. Man, I ain't nothing like these h**s (no)

Albus: WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?!

Scorpius: Don't compare me to no one (don't do it).

Albus: I'm comparing you to every other idiot in the universe.

Scorpius: Money green like a Ceelo.

Albus: Newsflash, Scorp. Money is green.

Scorpius: Yeah, my pocket so swollen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Albus: Draco might still use money for toilet paper...

Scorpius: These h**s be lackin', see me in the back.

Albus: Laughing what?

Scorpius: They talk all that sh*t, but don't say it in person.

Albus: I know you're not Voldemort's son, chill, Scorp. There ust be a calmer way to get the haters to shut the f*ck up.

Scorpius: Won't catch me off guard in no boulevard.

Albus: You mean a street?

Scorpius: Four in my car, and my driver my guard.

Albus; You don't have a driver. If so, they're Lucius's house-elves.

Scorpius: Water, water drippin', come take a peek. You in a trailer h*e, b*tch you can't compete. I'm riding solo don't need no one but me.

Albus: You can drive? Hold up.

Scorpius: Run up a check, yeah we runnin' the streets.

Albus: Wtf are you doing?!

Scorpius: Red cup? No it ain't Kool-aid.

Albus: Are you drunk or high? You're not sober.

Scorpius: Got me fed up, you h*es too fake (yeah).

Albus: Who are you talking about?

Scorpius: One minute he your man, he your ride or die (haha)

Albus: DAFUQ?!?!

Scorpius: Next minute on the Gram with a new bae (wow)

Albus: WTF? You've never had a partner.

Scorpius: These h*es, these h*es, shame on these h*es (fakin b*tch).

Albus: What h*es?

Scorpius: I'm in the Maybach, I heard you got repoed

Albus: Wtf does that mean?

Scorpius: Hair done, diamonds on, need a pea coat (b*tch).

Albus: You have diamonds?

Scorpius: Heard the feds listening, gotta speak low.

Albus: Feds?

Scorpius: I ain't nothin' like these h*es (no).

Albus: Ohhhh... I'm so stupid!

Scorpius: Don't compare me to no one (don't do it).

Albus: Bhad Bhabie? These Heaux? Really?

Scorpius: F*ck.

Albus: I hope this was a lyric prank...

Scorpius: Yes, yes it was. Sorry for triggering you, Al.

Albus: Don't worry about it, Scorp. Never realized you knew Muggle stuff.

Scorpius: Pretty shocking, eh?

Albus: *rolls eyes* This is the Scorpius we all know and love.

Scorpius: *rolls eyes* *laughs*