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Harry to Draco:

Harry: Whenever I'm alone or if I'm feeling grey.

Draco: OML POTTER YOU ACT LIKE I CARE!

Harry: There's one place I can go to brighten up my day.

Draco: Wow, Potter, I thought you were less shallow than this. Guess not.

Harry: It makes me want to sing!

Draco: PLZ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SING YOU'RE TONE DEAF!

Harry: That's how the show should end!

Draco: OML THAT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE! Don't ruin a good show, POTTER!

Harry: But wouldn't it be good if I could sing it with a friend?

Draco: NO! You make everyone sound horrible when you sing with them! Wtf Potter?!

Harry: Whoa, whoa, what?

Draco: You know what I said.

Harry: Malfoy, I think you should ask before you put me on the spot like this!

Draco: Why would I ask, POTTER?!

Harry: Okay, fine, whatever, I'll join in too.

Draco: My father will hear about this.

Harry: I might go outside.

Draco: *sarcastically* WOW, YOU'VE NEVER GONE OUTSIDE BEFORE. *rolls eyes*

Harry: And feel more alive without MySpace.

Draco: What's MySpace?

Harry: Where would I be?

Draco: I dunno, dead where you belong?

Harry: I guess I'd be fit.

Draco: Oh god no, you're way to skinny to be built.

Harry; And stop posting shiiii-

Draco: Human s**t? Go ahead, make a fool of yourself, POTTER!

Harry: Rubbish!

Draco: Wanna bathe in rubbish too?

Harry: But MySpace's a part of me!

Draco: Well then get a life; it's not that hard.

Harry: So many websites, so little time.

Draco: Just get a f*****g life, POTTER!

Harry: Plus one or two you should avoid.

Draco: I once googled, "How to cook your friend?" And I got some fairly odd results.

Harry: Just don't stop using MySpace or we'll be unemployed! The internet is here! The internet is great! When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?

Draco: Snape, apparently, he tells me this rubbish all the time.

Harry: It might be antisocial.

Draco: You? Antisocial? *scoffs*

Harry: But these days that is fine. Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!

Draco: I don't even know the definition of, 'online' and my life is better than yours will ever be.

Harry: A place where you can be yourself no matter if you're geeky! Find friends that share your hobbies even if they're freaky!

Draco: You know I'll be teasing you for this, right, POTTER?

Harry: Where any question in your head is answered in an instant! Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence!

Draco: You, apparently.

Harry: The internet is here! The internet is great! When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? Without the internet we never would have met!

Draco: I would've loved to never have met you.

Harry: We'd never be here fighting a war; doing things we might regret!

Draco: That's not true...

Harry: Dance break!

Draco: I don't dance. And you can't dance, that's for sure. Did you see yourself at the Yule Ball? That was dreadful.

Harry: Who cares if you're a loser and everybody knows it!

Draco: MORE FUN FOR ME!

Harry: Or if you spend your life drawing lightning scars on your foreheads!

Draco: Well that's pathetic.

Harry: Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim

Draco: There's magic for a reason.

Harry: Or if you live vicariously through the life of a Sim!

Draco: WTF IS A SIM?!

Harry: Sheltay zomo!

Draco: WTF MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Harry: The internet is here! The internet is great! When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? It might be antisocial But these days that is fine! Cause life is so much better! Life is so much better! Life is so much better!

Draco: GET IT OVER WITH POTTER, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

Harry: When you spend it all online!

Draco: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR MUGGLE A*S SOUL!

Harry: It was a lyric prank, Malfoy.

Draco: Oh. Why do you always have to prank me?

Harry: Cause you're unobservant.

Draco: 🙄 f**k you.

Well, that was interesting to witness.

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