Harry to Ron:

Harry: Dog goes "woof"

Ron: ...yes

Harry: Cat goes "meow"

Ron: Obviously.

Harry: Bird goes "tweet" and mouse goes "squeek". Cow goes "moo". Frog goes "croak" and the elephant goes "toot".

Ron: Why are you saying the animals and the sounds they make? Has a toddler hacked into your phone?

Harry: Ducks say "quack" and fish go "blub" and the seal goes "ow ow ow"

Ron: OBVIOUSLY.

Harry: But there's one sound that no one knows.

Ron: What?

Harry: What does the fox say?

Ron: For you to stop being so stupid.

Harry: "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" What the fox say?

Ron: Apparently it says that.

Harry: "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" What the fox say?

Ron: What you just said? According to you, anyway.

Harry: "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" What the fox say?

Ron: You special child.

Harry: "Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!" What the fox say?

Ron: I'm not sure if you're more mentally disturbed than I am just by reading this.

Harry: Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice and digging holes.

Ron: Why are you describing a fox?

Harry: Tiny paws up the hill, suddenly you're standing still.

Ron: Just because I'm a ginger doesn't mean I'm a fox.

Harry: Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise. But if you meet a friendly horse. Will you communicate by Mo-o-o-o-orse? Mo-o-o-o-orse? Mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that Ho-o-o-o-orse? Ho-o-o-o-orse? Ho-o-o-o-orse?

Ron: Ummm mate, I thought I was stupid until you sent me these texts. Let me go eat my chicken in peace!

Harry: What does the fox say?

Ron: For you to let me eat my chicken in peace!

Harry: "Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!" What the fox say?

Ron: *facewall*

Harry: "Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!" What the fox say? "A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee!" What the fox say?"A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!" What does the fox say?

Ron: I'm concerned for your mental health. Like very concerned. What toddler has your phone? Listen kid, give your phone back to Harry.

Harry: The secret of the fox, ancient mystery, somewhere deep in the woods

Ron: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A FOX!

Harry: I know you're hiding. What is your sound? Will we ever know?

Ron: No

Harry: Will always be a mystery? What do you say?

Ron: Yes.

Harry: You're my guardian angel hiding in the woods. What is your sound? (Wa-wa-way-do, wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do, wa-wa-way-do)
Will we ever know? (Bay-budabud-dum-bam) I want to (Mama-dum-day-do) I want to, I want to know! (Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do)

Ron: Uhhh.... NO! You special child. For the last time, little kid give Harry's phone back to him!

Harry: Oml that was a lyric prank. Look up The Fox.

Ron: OMG I just watched the video and it's disturbing. That's good that it was a lyric prank, but why didn't you let me eat my chicken in peace? And I also thought that you thought I was a fox.

Harry: Lol ya. And I'm evil! MWAHAHAHA!

Ron: I NEED MY CHICKEN!

Harry: *facewall*