From Tom Riddle to Hermione

Tom: Hey, hey, hey

Hermione: Hi

Tom: I got a condo in Manhattan

Hermione: That's nice.

Tom: Baby girl, what's hatnin'?

Hermione: I'm not your baby, why do you have my number?

Tom: You and your a** invited

Hermione: EXCUSE ME?!

Tom: So gon' and get to clappin'

Hermione: No, you git.

Tom: Go pop it for a pimp, pop-pop it for me

Hermione: NO.

Tom: Turn around and drop it for a pimp, drop-drop it for me

Hermione: I SAID NO.

Tom: I'll rent a beach house in Miami

Hermione: I'll lock you out.

Tom: Wake up with no jammies.

Hermione: embarrass yourself in front of the neighbors before I post it.

Tom: Lobster tail for dinner

Hermione: I'm allergic to seafood.

Tom: Julio serve that scampi

Hermione: I'm allergic and no.

Tom: You got it if you want it,

Hermione: I want you to shut up.

Tom: got

Hermione: nope.

Tom: got it if you want it

Hermione: ....

Tom: Said you got it if you want it,

Hermione: THAN SHUT UP!

Tom: take my wallet if you want it, now

Hermione: sure! I want your money!

Tom: Jump in the Cadillac.

Hermione: You can't drive a car.

Tom: Girl lets put some miles on it

Hermione: LET'S NOT LETS!

Tom: Anything you want.

Hermione: No.

Tom: Just to put a smile on you.

Hermione: You want anything other than death? Wow, impressive.

Tom: You deserve it baby, you deserve it all

Hermione: We're not dating, You Child pervert.

Tom: And I'm gonna give it to you

Hermione: Your life? Can I kill you?

Tom: Cool jewel be shining so bright.

Hermione: 😂

Tom: Strawberry champagne all night

Hermione: Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

Tom: Seriously?

Hermione: You suck at lyric pranks.

Tom: WHAT?!

Hermione: I know Muggle songs better than you git, I'm a Muggle born.