Bellatrix to Sirius

Bellatrix: I torture you

Sirius: You torture my friends, my godson, and I.

Bellatrix: Take my hand through the flames.

Sirius: Why would I ever take your hand?

Bellatrix: I torture you.

Sirius: YOU TORTURE ALL OF US TO IMPRESS TOM RIDDLE! YOUR LIFE CIRCLES AROUND THAT BLOODY B*****D.

Bellatrix: I'm a slave to your games.

Sirius: Tf?

Bellatrix: I'm just a sucker for pain

Sirius: :0

Bellatrix: I wanna chain you up.

Sirius: I kinda got that impression.

Bellatrix: I wanna tie you down. I'm just a sucker for pain.

Sirius: Wtf is going on?

Bellatrix: Dolla Sign!

Sirius: You can't talk to money. Wizarding or... how do you know about Muggle money?

Bellatrix: I'm a sucker for pain.

Sirius: YOU TOLD ME THAT HOW MANY TIMES?!

Bellatrix: I got the squad tatted on me from my neck to my ankles.

Sirius: You mean your Death Eater squad?

Bellatrix: Pressure from the man got us all in rebellion.

Sirius: You mean Moldy Voldy? He looks like a horrible cavity that's been painted over with white paint.

Bellatrix: We gon' go to war.

Sirius: We're in a war.

Bellatrix: yeah, without failure.

Sirius: I'm not joining your side of the war. Sorry not sorry. I'm just a superstar.

Bellatrix: Do it for the fam, dog,

Sirius: You aren't supposed to know that I'm an animagus.

Bellatrix: ten toes down, dog.

Sirius: You can't call me the name of my animagus. I'm a human.

Bellatrix: Love and the loyalty

Sirius: What about it?

Bellatrix: that's what we stand for.

Sirius: Who doesn't stand for that?

Bellatrix: Alienated by society, all this pressure give me anxiety.

Sirius: Sorry to hear that? NONONO. I'm not sorry. I hate your guts Bellatrix you're evil and insane. Quit snogging Tom and GET A LIFE.

Bellatrix: Walk slow through the fire

Sirius: WHO WALKS SLOW THROUGH A FIRE?!

Bellatrix: Like, who gon' try us?

Sirius: Moldy Voldy.

Bellatrix: Feeling the world go against us

Sirius: The world goes against you. Not me. Cuz I have a life other than snogging a noseless idiot!

Bellatrix: So we put the world on our shoulders.

Sirius: We don't.

Bellatrix: I torture you.

Sirius: OBVIOUSLY

Bellatrix: Take my hand through the flames

Sirius: NO.

Bellatrix: I torture you, I'm a slave to your games!

Sirius: That's very wrong, Bellatrix. Very perverted.

Bellatrix: I'm just a sucker for pain

Sirius: I don't care anymore, you've said the same thing like a million times.

Bellatrix: I wanna chain you up, I wanna tie you down, I'm just a sucker for pain!

Sirius: I know you wanna kill my godson and I. Don't you dare touch him or I will murder your a*s before you know it.

Bellatrix: I been at it with my homies

Sirius: Stop using Muggle slang you're not making sense.

Bellatrix: It don't matter, you don't know me.

Sirius: I know you quite well.

Bellatrix: I been rollin' with my team, we the illest on the scene.

Sirius: What happened to your death eaters? Did they all die? I hope they did.

Bellatrix: I been riding 'round the city with my squad

Sirius: I guess not 😭

Bellatrix: I been riding 'round the city with my squad

Sirius: You already said that.

Bellatrix: We just posted, getting crazy, living like this is so amazing!

Sirius: Ummm..... I don't have social media.

Bellatrix: Hold up!

Sirius: Yes...?

Bellatrix: take a step back when we roll up, cause I know what?

Sirius: What...?

Bellatrix: We been loyal, we been fam, we the ones you trust in.

Sirius: Even Harry doesn't use Muggle slang and he lives with Muggles!

Bellatrix: Won't hesitate to go straight to your head like a concussion.

Sirius: *crossing fingers* get a concussion while making out with Tom!!!! That'll be hilarious.

Bellatrix: I know I been bustin', no discussion for my family.

Sirius: I don't understand a word you're saying.

Bellatrix: No hesitation, through my scope I see my enemy.

Sirius: Scope...?

Bellatrix: Like what's up?

Sirius: FINALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR LIVES YOU ARE NORMAL!

Bellatrix: Hold up, we finna re-load up

Sirius: nevermind 🙄🔫

Bellatrix: Yes I re-load up, I know what up, I know what up

Sirius: NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT STOP TRYING TO BE COOL.

Bellatrix: I torture you, take my hand through the flames, I torture you, I'm a slave to your games, I'm just a sucker for pain!

Sirius: Umm... that's nice?

Bellatrix: I wanna chain you up, I wanna tie you down, I'm just a sucker for pain!

Sirius: Get the hint. Stop texting me.

Bellatrix: I'm devoted to destruction

Sirius: Obviously.

Bellatrix: A full dosage of detrimental dysfunction

Sirius: Its gonna b great to see u fail.

Bellatrix: I'm dying slow but the devil tryna rush me

Sirius: DEVIL KILL BELLATRIX

Bellatrix: See I'm a fool for pain, I'm a dummy.

Sirius: You're not dumb, you're smarter than me.

Bellatrix: Might cut my head off right after I slit my throat.

Sirius: YES!

Bellatrix:Tongue kiss a shark, got jealous.

Sirius: Ummm....

Bellatrix: b*****s up in the boat

Sirius: Guess what? You're a b***h just like the rest of them!

Bellatrix: Eating peanut butter and jelly fishes on toast.

Sirius: That sounds disgusting.

Bellatrix: And if I get stung I get stoked, might choke

Sirius: PLEASE CHOKE!

Bellatrix: Like I chewed a chunk of charcoal

Sirius: You can't eat charcoal.

Bellatrix: Naked in the North Pole.

Sirius: UMMM.

Bellatrix: That's why my heart cold, full of sorrow, the lost soul.

Sirius: Guess what? You are a lost soul. Nobody cares.

Bellatrix: And only Lord knows when I'm coming to the crossroads

Sirius: I agree with Draco. You banged Voldemort.

Bellatrix: OBJECTION! DID NOT!

Sirius: DID TOO YOU B***H! Don't touch me or my godson or I will murder you myself. The Muggle way.

Bellatrix: That was a lyric prank.

Sirius: STILL IM NOT KIDDING! That song is messed up af.

Bellatrix: Ikr.

Sirius: STOP TEXTING ME!

Sirius Black blocked Bellatrix LeStrange

Bellatrix: I NEED TO KILL SIRIUS BLACK!