Requested by SamanthaDento

Ron to Fred:

Ron: You know just what to say.

Fred: H**l nah, bro you're delusional.

Ron: S**t, that scares me, I should just walk away.

Fred: Then walk away!

Ron: But I can't move my feet

Fred: Is it the superglue?

Ron: The more that I know you, the more I want to.

Fred: Ummm...... You know me pretty well you're my brother.

Ron: Something inside me's changed

Fred: What?

Ron: I was so much younger yesterday, oh

Fred: Umm... no you weren't?

Ron: I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you.

Fred: Wtf Ron? You mean sexually?

Ron: Don't need no butterflies when you give me the whole d**m zoo.

Fred: I'm your brother, Ronald.

Ron: By the way,

Fred: What?

Ron: by the way, you do things to my body.

Fred: What kinda things? 😏

Ron: I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you

Fred: This is awkward, Ron, you have a crush on me!

Ron: By the way, by the way, you do things to my body

Fred: This is so awkward! Ronald Billius Weasley do you seriously have a crush on me?

Ron: I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you

Fred: Pervert.

Ron: You know just how to make my heart beat faster.

Fred: I always thought you wanted me to end up with Malfoy. Nice turn on things. Wtf Ron?!

Ron: Emotional earthquake, bring on disaster

Fred: Whoa! That hit deep! Srsly this is killing me inside I'm so bloody triggered!

Ron: You hit me head-on, got me weak in my knees

Fred: That's called incest, Ron!

Ron: Yeah, something inside me's changed

Fred: That you want incest?

Ron: I was so much younger yesterday, ye-eah

Fred: This is the first time I've been praying for you to just be drunk and text the wrong person! I don't want to date you! I'm your brother!

Ron: So much younger yesterday, oh, yeah

Fred: You just said that. I'm so bloody triggered.

Ron: I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you

Fred: This is so awkward! I always thought you were banging Lavender!

Ron: Don't need no butterflies when you give me the whole d**n zoo

Fred: Ummm..... Nah man. That's incest. So f*****g weird.

Ron: By the way, by the way, you do things to my body

Fred: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ron: I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you

Fred: You're gay? I didn't know that. Congrats on coming out, mate.

Ron: By the way, by the way, you do things to my body

Fred: Just learn not to be gay for your siblings.

Ron: I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you

Fred: This is almost as bad as if you were gay for Voldemort.

Ron: You, yeah, till I tasted you

Fred: Why do you have a crush on me? Why are you a pervert?

Ron: I didn't know that I-I didn't know that I-till I tasted you

Fred: WTF RON!

Ron: By the way, by the way, you do things to my body

Fred: I'm sorry to say this, but we can't date. I love you as a brother. And ONLY as a brother.

Ron: I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Fred: GET THE HINT!

Ron: Na-na-na-na

Fred: Now wtf?

Ron: Na-na-na-na

Fred: WHY U DOING THAT TO ME?! WHY YOU TRIGGERING ME?!

Ron: The more that I know you, the more I want to.

Fred: No. I'm not banging my brother.

Ron: Something inside me's changed. I was so much younger yesterday.

Fred: Nah, man I'm never having a relationship with you!

Ron: That was a lyric prank Fred! NO I DON'T LIKE YOU. And I'm not gay. I'm straight asf.

Fred: You were so much younger yesterday.

Ron: Stop 😂. I always thought you were gay for Malfoy.

Fred: I always thought he was a Werewolf. Here's a question. Are you Dumbledore?

Ron: Wtf?

Fred: #Ronbledores?

Ron: Don't believe that s**t. Ask Dumbledore. Cuz he mite b a time traveling me. But are you gay for Malfoy?

Fred: F**k no, he's Malfoy!

Ron: Mom would kill you. I'm being literal.

Fred: I didn't think you knew what literal meant. Mom will kill me!

Ron: Ginny lyric pranked George with Into You.

Fred: How did he react?

Ron: He knew unlike stupid you who thought I wanted to suck your face off!

Fred: I'm smarter than you!

Ron: Are not!

Fred: Am too! Everyone's smarter than you.

Ron: Except for Umbridge.

Fred: She burned people.

Ron: She's not a person.

Fred: She's Voldemort's second body.

Ron: I'm gonna go prank Umbridge. Since she doesn't work at Hogwarts anymore, I can prank her all I want!

Fred: I WILL TOOOO!

Ron: I wanna lyric prank Lupin.

Fred: Remus Lupin? He'll be too kind. How bout Umbridge?

Ron: F**K YEA LET'S PRANK UMBRIDGE!

Ron and Fred Weasley have left to lyric prank Dolores Umbridge.