Requested by: rosekook1

Hermione to Tom:

Hermione: urineun kkumeul kkuneun sonyeodeul neowa na kkumeul nanul i sungan.

Tom: I AM THE DARK LORD. I DESERVE TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING (hint hint).

Hermione: dalkomhan neoreul hyanghan Shining Light neomanui nal.

Tom: I AM THE DARK LORD YOU MUST FOLLOW MY COMMAND!

Hermione: Hey Baby Show you my paradise.

Tom: Finally! Wait, what! I already care about Bellatrix. Plus, I don't have the power to love so stop flirting. I'll never date a Mudblood like you.

Hermione: neo ttaeme naega jeongmal isanghae gaseumi dugeun dugeun ttwijanha toejil geot gata simkung simkung neoreul boneun nal.

Tom: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?! I AM THE DARK LORD!

Hermione: Hey Feel me Show you my secret boy.

Tom: What secret? That you want to become a Death Eater?

Hermione: Can you feel me nareul neukkyeobwayo Can you touch me nareul butjaba jwo Can you hold me nareul kkok anajwo I want you pick me up.

Tom: You wish. Even my teenage self wouldn't do that to a pathetic soul like you.

Hermione: Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Up! Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Up! Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Up! Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Up! Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Up! Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me! I want you pick me up!

Tom: *scoffs* You pathetic soul, thinking that you can convince the Dark Lord to do something for you. *laughs* You wish.

Hermione: I want you pick me up oneureun nohchijima Tell me now neowa na bimireul nanul sigan jigeumi animyeon na eodiro galji molla Hey Baby Show you my paradise.

Tom: You actually need to stfu.

Hermione: neol bomyeon nae maeumi dugeundae neoege nan nunbicheul jjinggeuthae somsatangcheoreom bupun nae maeumeul arajwo Hey Feel me Show you my secret boy!

Tom: You destroyed my attempt at killing Harry Potter!

Hermione: Can you feel me nareul neukkyeobwayo Can you touch me nareul butjaba jwo Can you hold me nareul kkok anajwo I want you pick me up Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Up!

Tom: NO

Hermione: Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Up Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Up Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Up Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Up Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me Pick Me I want you pick me up!

Tom Riddle blocked Hermione Granger.

Hermione: YES! I LYRIC PRANKED TOM RIDDLE! BACK AT YOU, SUCKER!

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I'm so glad I had a request for Hermione to lyric prank Tom! I know Tom lyric pranked Hermione with, 'That's What I Like' in the very first lyric prank of this book! It's Hermione's revenge!

Have any requests? Comment here!

The next update will be Little Einsteins Part 2! I'll probably be doing tons of parts of that song because I find it extremely enjoyable that wizards are questioning each other's sanity because of a theme song. I will be doing some more songs! I'm thinking of doing certain songs!

Ideas:

-Run: BTS
-Teenagers: MCR
-Doubt: TOP (part 2)
-No Angel: Beyoncé
-Clarity: Zedd
-Not Today: BTS
-Run: BTS (misheard lyrics version).
-Dora Theme Song.
-Bubble Guppies Theme Song.
-Stressed Out: TOP
-I Write Sins Not Tragedies: P!ATD
-Where My Baes At?-Miranda Sings
-Sorry: Beyoncé
-Young Volcanoes: FOB

Which of these ideas do you like best? Comment here!

Any requests from these ideas above? Comment here!

Any requests that are not in the ideas above? I'll be sure to take them and add them as well! Comment here!

Next update: 07/10/2017. It will be more Little Einsteins, I promise!