Harry to Draco:

Harry: I don't like your little games.

Draco: Well, that's nice, but we all know I don't care.

Harry: Don't like your tilted stage.

Draco: Still don't care.

Harry: The role you made me play.

Draco: Do you role play? Like online? More things to make fun of you for.

Harry: Of the fool, no, I don't like you.

Draco: Sure you don't.

Harry: I don't like your perfect crime.

Draco: There's so such thing, imbecile.

Harry: How you laugh when you lie.

Draco: Well I lied and saved your bloody *ss, so.

Harry: You said the gun was mine.

Draco: This isn't the Muggle world, we don't use guns.

Harry: Isn't cool, no, I don't like you (oh!)

Draco: If you didn't like me, then you wouldn't be texting me.

Harry: But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time.

Draco: If that's even possible for an idiot like you.

Harry: Ferret, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time.

Draco: You've only did that once and that was a miracle. Sit down be humble. Potter, sit down!

Harry: I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined. I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!

Draco: Only you would check something twice.

Harry: Ooh, look what you made me do.

Draco: I did what?

Harry: Look what you made me do.

Draco: I made Granger punch me in the face, not sure about you.

Harry: Look what you just made me do. Look what you just made me Ooh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me do. Look what you just made me do.

Draco: You wasted all your time texting me when you could've done the sh*t you were planning?

Harry: I don't like your kingdom keys. They once belonged to me.

Draco: As if.

Harry: You ask me for a place to sleep. Locked me out and threw a feast (what?)

Draco: TF?!

Harry: The world moves on, another day, another drama, drama. But not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma.

Draco: Well that's pathetic.

Harry: And then the world moves on, but one thing's for sure. Maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours.

Draco: Still pathetic.

Harry: But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time.

Draco: That's unlikely.

Harry: Ferret, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time.

Draco: Don't call me that.

Harry: I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined. I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!

Draco: If you don't like me then don't text me. Ever thought of that?

Harry: Ooh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me do. Look what you just made me. Ooh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me do. Look what you just made me do.

Draco: Uh... Potter?

Harry: I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me.

Draco: You're the boy who lived, everybody trusts you.

Harry: I'll be the actor starring in your bad dreams.

Draco: Didn't think you had to act to do that.

Harry: I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me. I'll be the actor starring in your bad dreams. I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me. I'll be the actor starring in your bad dreams. I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me. I'll be the actress starring in your bad dreams. Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do.

Draco: *raises eyebrows* What did I make you do?

Harry: "I'm sorry, the old Harry can't come to the phone right now."

Draco: What?

Harry: "Why?"

Draco: Well, why?

Harry: "Oh, 'cause he's dead!" (ohh!)

Draco: What?! I'm so confused, Potter.

Harry: Ooh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me do. Look what you just made me. Ooh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Look what you just made me do.

Draco: WHAT DID I MAKE YOU DO?!

Harry: Look what the ferret just made me do.

Draco: Don't call me that. I've changed for the better after this bloody war, what did I do?!

Harry: It was a lyric prank, Ferret.

Draco: It's your revenge. Of course it is.

Harry: *smirks*

Draco: *rolls eyes* Potter, what do you want?

Harry: It's never too late to apologize.

Draco: Sorry for being a git.

Harry: Thank you.

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