James Sirius to Scorpius

James: Hee hee hee hee hee Ha ha ha ha ha Hee hee hee hee hee

Scorpius: Please tell me you're not part of a cult.

James: Little girls, little girls

Scorpius: What about little girls?

James: Everywhere I turn I can see them

Scorpius: Ummm..... that's creepy.

James: Ha ha ha ha ha

Scorpius: I don't get what's so funny.

James: Ugh

Scorpius: What?

James: Little girls, little girls

Scorpius: What bout da little girls?

James: Night and day I eat, sleep, and breathe them.

Scorpius: That's creepy.

James: Hee hee hee hee hee

Scorpius: What's so funny!

James: Get out of here

Scorpius: Im at house.

James: I should be anywhere but here

Scorpius: you're not at my house.

James: On the planes, on the stage or on TV

Scorpius: You can't act to save your life.

James: But I find myself here at the Snot House

Scorpius: Snot house?

James: Little shoes, little socks

Scorpius: Are you killing little girls?

James: Please kill me, I'm serious

Scorpius: for what reason?

James: Please kill me, I'm not singing, I'm asking

Scorpius: Obviously you're not singing, and so you're stalking little girls.

James: Locked in a cage with all the rats

Scorpius: What do rats have to do with your horrible stalking habits of little girls?

James: I've slipped in the cracks, And now I'm stuck with the scraps and I can't seem to find my way back!

Scorpius: You're stalking little girls. You're scaring me. I always knew you were weird.

James: Get me out, get me out of here

Scorpius: Ummm....? Sure...?

James: I'm ready to start 'em after all these years

Scorpius: So you're stopping your horrible stalking habits?

James: I'm done with little girls! I wanna be someone in this world!

Scorpius: Thank god you're done stalking them! And you'll never be someone nice try.

James: That was a lyric prank.

Scorpius: Im still creeped out.

Scorpius Malfoy is creeped out because James Sirius is stalking little girls.