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Harry to Sirius:

Harry: Oh, well imagine.

Sirius: Imagine what?

Harry: As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor and I can't help but to hear. No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.

Sirius: What words?

Harry: "What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding, " says a bridesmaid to a waiter.

Sirius: Harry. The last wedding we went to was Moony's and Tonks's. You were crying because you ship Wolfstar. You practically cringed.

Harry: And, yes, but what a shame.

Sirius: What's going on?

Harry: What a shame the poor groom's bride is a w***e."

Sirius: HARRY! Don't use that word, please!

Harry: I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god**n door?"

Sirius: Harry, when did you start cursing?

Harry: No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Sirius: You have neither. Harry, sometimes I have to tell you when you're being irrational.

Harry: I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd**n door?"

Sirius: I've never heard you say that.

Harry: No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Sirius: Sense of what?

Harry: Oh, well in fact. Well I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our magic is saved.

Sirius: Our magic was injured?

Harry: Well this calls for a toast so pour the butterbeer!

Sirius: I love butterbeer! Sure thing!

Harry: Oh, well in fact. Well I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our magic is saved! Well this calls for a toast so pour the butterbeer, pour the butterbeer!

Sirius: You just repeated yourself. Everything alright, Harry?

Harry: I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd**n door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!

Sirius: Harry? Is everything okay?

Harry: I'm fine, Sirius.

Sirius: You sure?

Harry: It was a lyric prank XD.

Sirius: Oh okay. Make sure not to get yourself into danger! If you ever need help with anything, feel free to write me.

Harry: Of course. Bye Sirius!

Sirius: Bye, Harry!

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Scorpius to James Sirius:

Scorpius: Oh, well imagine as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor and I can't help but to hear.

James: Hear what?

Scorpius: No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding, " says a bridesmaid to a waiter.

James: We once crashed a stranger's wedding and you were crying because you were happy for the stranger.

Scorpius: And, yes, but what a shame. What a shame the poor groom's bride is a w***e." I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd**n door?"

James: You've never called anyone that, ever.

Scorpius: No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

James: You have neither.

Scorpius: I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd**n door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

James: What?

Scorpius: Oh, well in fact. Well I'll look at it this way. I mean, technically, our magic is saved.

James: Albus's magic needs saving. But mine?

Scorpius: Well this calls for a toast. So pour the champagne. Oh, well in fact, well I'll look at it this way.

James: We're underage.

Scorpius: I mean, technically, our magic is saved. Well this calls for a toast so pour the champagne, pour the champagne. I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd**n door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

James: Stop repeating yourself oml! This is P!ATD btw I'm aware.

Scorpius: Oh. Lol. Thanks James!

James: Lol yea np.

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