Ron to Snape

Ron: It's the hard-knock life for us, It's the hard-knock life for us!

Snape: You go to a good school and get a good education, Mr. Weasley.

Ron: Steada treated, we get tricked!

Snape: You just can't figure out potions. Your inability to perform simple spells makes me cringe.

Ron: Steada kisses, we get kicked!
It's the hard-knock life!

Snape: It's really not. I'm reporting you to Professor McGonnagal.

Ron: Got no folks to speak of, so,
It's the hard-knock row we how!

Snape: You have parents, Mr. Weasley. They'd be quite upset if you treat them like that.

Ron: Cotton blankets, Steada of wool!

Snape: You have perfectly comfortable beds, I'm sure.

Ron: Empty bellies
'Steada of full!

Snape: We're in Hogwarts, there's a kitchen. 100 points from Gryfindoor!

Ron: It's the hard-knock life!

Snape: IT'S NOT MR. WEASLEY! ANOTHER 50 POINTS FROM GRYFINDOOR!

Ron: Don't if feel like the wind is always howl'n?

Snape: Nope.

Ron: Don't it seem like there's never any light!

Snape: It's called daytime.

Ron. Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in, It's easier than puttin' up a fight.

Snape: You act like I even care. Now complete your potions essay Mr. Weasley.

Ron: No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy!

Snape: This is Professor Snape, your potions teacher. I'm not your mother.

Ron: No one cares if you grow...of if you shrink!

Snape: I don't care.

Ron: No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy!

Snape: WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS! ANOTHER 5000 POINTS FROM GRYFINDOOR!

Ron: Professor Snape, that was a lyric prank.

Snape: Another 5 points from Gryfindoor!

Severus Snape blocks Ron Weasley