Snape to Harry (I DO NOT SHIP SNARRY, no offense to anyone who does. This is only for entertainment purposes.)

Snape: I need a gangsta.

Harry: Ummm...? Ask some Muggles.

Snape: To love me better.

Harry: Professor, this is a weird question for you to ask your most hated student.

Snape: Than all the others do.

Harry: I know you love Lucius.

Snape: To always forgive me, ride or die with me.

Harry: You're in love with Lucius, sir.

Snape: That's just what gangsters do.

Harry: Ummm...? Are you drunk, Professor?

Snape: I'm f****d up!

Harry: Why are you telling me this?

Snape: I'm black and blue.

Harry: That's what's hiding behind that vampire white foundation and greasy hair.

Snape: I'm built for it, all the abuse.

Harry: You're being abused by yourself. Nobody likes you.

Snape: I got secrets, that nobody, nobody, nobody knows.

Harry: And I need to know this because...?

Snape: I'm good on that p***y s**t.

Harry: You don't have a vagina.

Snape: I don't want what I can get.

Harry: In a relationship? Isn't that weird to talk with your student about relationship advice?

Snape: I want someone with secrets that. nobody, nobody, nobody knows.

Harry: WHY THE F**K WOULD YOU SAY NOBODY THREE TIMES!

Snape: I need a gangsta.

Harry: WHY?!

Snape: To love me better than all the others do.

Harry: Don't bang your friends in front of me, Professor.

Snape: To always forgive me, ride or die with me!

Harry: Why?!

Snape: That's just what gangsters do.

Harry: Yes, you've said that like a million times.

Snape: My freakness is on the loose.

Harry: Obviously, you look like a bottle of extra virgin olive oil.

Snape: And running, all over you.

Harry: That text was meant for Lucius. I'm sorry, you're texting Harry James Potter.

Snape: Please take me to places, that nobody, nobody knows.

Harry: PERVERT!

Snape: You got me hooked up on the feeling.

Harry: TF?!

Snape: You got me hanging from the ceiling.

Harry: YOU'RE SCARRING ME! WHY?!?!

Snape: Got me up so high I'm barely breathing.

Harry: wtf?

Snape: So don't let me, don't let me, don't let me, don't let me go.

Harry: I will let you go you pervert.

Snape: I need a gangsta to love me better than all the others do.

Harry: F**K IT SNIVELLUS! GET OYT OF MY FACE YOU PERVERT!

Harry Potter blocked Severus Snape.

Snape: 😂 That was funny. Mr. Potter blocked me. 5000 points from Gryfindoor.