This is K-POP by the way. It's in Korean.

Albus to Harry:

Albus: eoseo wa bangtaneun cheoeumiji?

Harry: Albus r u ok?

Albus: Ayo ladies and gentleman

Harry: What's going on?

Albus: junbiga dwaettdamyeon bureulge yeah!

Harry: Albus r u okk?

Albus: ttan nyeoseokdeulgwaneun dareuge

Harry: We need 2 send u 2 da hospital right now!

Albus: nae seutaillo nae nae nae nae seutaillo ayo!

Harry: WTF?!?!?!

Albus: bamsae ilhaettji everyday

Harry: What is wrong?!?!?!

Albus: niga keulleobeseo nol ttae yeah

Harry: You're not ok omg!

Albus: ja nollaji malgo deureo maeil

Harry: OMG WAT???!

Albus: I got a feel, I got a feel

Harry: Oh goodness! You're normal again!

Albus: nan jom jjeoreo!

Harry: WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!

Albus: a jjeoreo jjeoreo jjeoreo uri yeonseupsil ttamnae.

Harry: WHAT'S WRONG!

Albus: bwa jjeoreong jjeoreong jjeoreonghan nae chumi daphae

Harry: WHAT'S GOING ON?!?! We need to seek Healer Malfoy!

Harry Potter added Draco Malfoy to this conversation.

Draco: Omg this is hilarious!

Harry: What!

Draco: What do you want, Potter?

Albus: modu bisiri jjijiri jjingjjingi ttilttirideul

Draco: ALBUS POTTER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING! And I would do it myself to stupid Potter.

Albus: 나랑은 상관이 없어

Harry: ALBUS NEEDS A HEALER!

Draco: There are thousands of healers to choose from so why me, Potter? Why do I have to deal with you and your stupidity?

Albus: cause 난 희망이 쩔어 haha

Draco: Oml this is so obvious my father will hear about this!

Harry: He's in Azkaban.

Albus: Ok 우린 머리부터 발끝까지 전부 다 쩌 쩔어

Draco: This is in Korean, Potter. Your son is lyric pranking you with KPOP.

Albus: Thanks Mr. Malfoy! Geez, my father's stupid.

Draco: Mr. Malfoy was my father. Call me Draco.

Albus: Okay...? Stop quoting tv shows, please. But Father, don't lyric prank anyone with KPOP. That's stupid.

Draco: Don't lyric prank me with KPOP, Potter.

Albus and Harry: Which one?

Draco: Albus. I'm blocking Harry.

Albus: Savage.

Albus Potter added Scorpius Malfoy to the conversation.

Scorpius: Oml Albus your father didn't catch da KPOP prank.

Harry: What is that? A savage?

Scorpius: Your mom.

Harry: She's dead.

Scorpius: Nah m8 she's a ghost. Nearly Headless Savage.

Draco: YOU MUST NOT SPEAK LIKE THAT!

Harry: Uh. Wtf dude.

Draco: YOU MUST NOT SPEAK LIKE THAT!

Harry: Cash me outside how bout dah?

Albus: *facewall*

Albus Potter removed Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter from the conversation.

Albus: Lol Scorpius you actually thought my grandma's name is Savage?

Scorpius: Lol ya.

Albus: You're texting with improper grammar!

Scorpius: I'm dying inside cuz of it. I'm just trying to be cool.

Albus: *facepalm* of course you are.