Requested by siriuslyblacklol :

Draco to Hermione

Draco: Ask you once.

Hermione: You asked me what now?

Draco: ask you twice now.

Hermione: Ok...?

Draco: There's lipstick on your collar.

Hermione: Is that a problem? I wear lipstick because I can you dimwit.

Draco: You say she's just a friend now.

Hermione: Whoever you're referencing, I'm not dating her, because I'm straight.

Draco: Then why don't we call her?

Hermione: Hmmm.... I smell chicken in here.

Draco: So you want to go on with someone to do all the things you used to do to me.

Hermione: What's going on? I don't know what's going on.

Draco: I swear, I know you do.

Hermione: Nope. I don't. I am too busy studying for OWLS to put up with your shenanigans.

Draco: Used to take me out, in your fancy car.

Hermione: I own a Honda and I'm the only witch who actually knows how to drive. SIKE! No, I can't drive.

Draco: And make out in the rain.

Hermione: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I MADE OUT WITH YOU? Oh yea ur father would hear about it that stalker.

Draco: And when I ring you up, don't know where you are.

Hermione: I didn't think you knew phones existed.

Draco: Til I hear her say your name.

Hermione: What????

Draco: Used to sing along, when you played guitar!

Hermione: YOU CANT SING DRACO! YOU SOUND LIKE A DYING GOAT!

Draco: Just a distant memory
Hope she treats you better than you treated me, ha

Hermione: I HATE YOU. I WILL NEVER DATE YOU. You imbecile!

Draco: I'm onto you, yeah you

Hermione: HAHAHA NO.

Draco: I'm not your number one.

Hermione: Obviously.

Draco: I saw you, with her, kissing and having fun!

Hermione: I'm straight.

Draco: If you're giving all of your money and time, I'm not gonna sit here wasting mine on you, yeah, you!

Hermione: You don't like me, I'm a Muggle-born.

Draco: Ciao adios, I'm done, Ciao adios, I'm done, Ciao adios, I'm done!

Hermione: This is a prank. I love this song!

Draco: I HATE YOUR GUTS.

Hermione: Same here. Who would ever date you?

Draco: Crabbe and Goyle are dating each other so. Gotta film now!

Hermione: I need to see it!

Draco: Filthy little Mudblood.

Hermione: Shut up you idiot.