You can't spell Voldemort without emo...that explains it!!

Hagrid to Harry: yer a wizard Harry

Harry to Hagrid: your a hairy wizard

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My obsession with Harry Potter has gotten a bit..riddikulus
     Its a Sirius problem
           There's nothing Ron with that
Keep up with these puns and you might be muggled
     Too bad cause we Neville gonna stop