Hufflepuff: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Hufflepuff: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Slytherin: uh-

Ravenclaw: He is trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.

Hufflepuff: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Slytherin:*crying* Its working.

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Ron:*banging on the door* harry, Open up!

Harry: well it all started when I was a kid....

Hermionie: no he meant-

Ron: let him finish.

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Hugo: can I have more candy?

Ron: what did your mother say?

Hugu: she said no.

Ron: then why would I let you?

Hugo: she's not the boss of you.

Ron internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap!

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Harry: honey?

Ginny: what?

Harry: where is my invisibility cloak?

Ginny: what?

Harry: where-is-my-invisibility-cloak?

Ginny: I, uh, put it away.

Harry: where?

Ginny: why do you need to know?

Harry: I need it!

Ginny: uh-uh don't you think about running off, doinf no daring-do, we've been planning this dinner for months!

Harry: the public is in danger!

Ginny: my evening's in danger!

Harry: you tell me where my cloak is, woman! we're talking about the greater good!

Ginny: "greater good?" I'm your wife I'm the greatest good your ever gonna get!

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Molly: where's Fred?

Ron: doing stuff.

Molly: I don't like the sound of that, where's percy?

Ron: trying to stop Fred from doing stuff.

Molly: and George?

Ron: trying to stop percy from stopping Fred from doing stuff.

Molly: I see and what are you doing here?

Ron: I'm supposed to be stopping you from stopping George from stopping percy from stopping Fred from doing stuff.