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Snivellus

Draco added Snape to the chat

Ron: I don't feel so good

Hermione: That's because you don't want to do your potions essay

Ron: 12 rolls of parchment

Hermione: I did 20 though

Harry: Mate, it was 20 rolls

Ron: WHAT! 

Ron: 😭😭😭😭😭

Ron: Snivellus gives us too much homework

Ron: I meant Snape, autocorrect

Ron: But Snivellus sounds better

Ron: That would be the perfect chat name

Draco: Good morning Gryffindors

Luna: *cough*

Draco: and Ravenclaw

Harry: Greeting us today Malfoy, what's the occasion?

Ron: Snivellus must have praised him in something and given 100 points to Slytherin or something like that

Draco: IT WAS 200!

Hermione: Well MaGonicall gave me 500 points for being the smartest in the class

Ginny: That's weird, Dumbledore gave me 1000 points for surviving Voldemort

Harry: WHAT!

Harry: He never gave me one point for surviving Voldemort!

Harry: Twice!

Ginny: You used help from Ron and Hermione

Ginny: Without Hermione you would be nothing

Ron: *cough*

Ginny: And Ron

Draco: Well that is favarisom!

Harry: And taking 20 points from Gryffindor because I was breathing isn't

Hermione:...

Ron:...

Draco: YES!

Ron: Who cares what Snivellus does?

Snape: Good morning Mr Weasley

Ron: It's afternoon really, since...

Ron: *gasps in recognition*

Ron: I sound like Hermione!

Ron: NOOOOO!

Snape: And you are going to ignore me

Ron: Be quiet Snivellus, can't you see I'm distressed

Snape: You are exactly like James Potter

Ron: Well, Harry is my best mate

Snape: 20 points from Gryffindor because you are breathing

Ron: *gasps in recognition*

Snape: Finally....

Ron: YOU TOOK POINTS OF BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M HARRY!

Ron: NOOOOOO!

Snape: 😑

Snape: 100 points from Gryffindor because you have twins who turned my cloths into rubbish bags

George: Well you are kind of rubbish

Snape: 20 points more from Gryffindor for insulting a teacher

Fred: He was only telling the truth

Snape: 20 points more from Gryffindor

George: For...

Snape: For telling the truth

Fred: So you are rubbish then

Snape: 😡

Snape: 1000 points to Slytherin because they are the smartest

Luna: Ravenclaw is the most smartest house

Luna: So that means I am the smartest

Hermione: I beg your pardon but you believe in things which don't exist, like moon frogs

Luna: They do exist

Ginny: No! We are not starting this again!

Hermione: *glares at Luna*

Luna: *glares at Hermione*

Ginny: *glares at both of them*

Ron: *gasps in recognition*

Fred: What did our dear brother find now

George: I have no idea

Ron: Luna and Hermione are opposites

Harry: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ron: YESSSSS! NO ONE IS LIKE HERMIONE! A STICKER TO RULES! AN ANNOYING LITTLE-

Hermione: 😠

Ron: *gulp*

Snape: 20 points to Slytherin for Mr Weasley being mean to Mrs Pott-er Granger

Ginny: 🤨

Ron: *gasps in recognition*

Ginny: What now?

Ron: Snivellus is in love...

Ginny: *Leans closer*

Snape: *Raises eyebrows*

Hermione:*Crosses arms*

Fred:*Eats popcorn*

George: *Eats popcorn*

Luna: *Models for witch weekly*

Neville: *Rolls eyes*

Ginny: *Raises eyebrows*

Luna: *Just says its kidding*

Neville: *Rolls eyes*

Ginny: *Crosses arms*

Hermione: *Shakes head*

Ron: with James Potter

Harry: *Widens eyes*

Harry: Ron....

Fred and George: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ginny: I don't think so

Ginny: Are you suggesting that Harry will marry Hermione

Snape: No, he already has an imaginary jar of freckles

Hermione: ew

Ron: *gasps in recognition*

Ron: Harry is in love....

Ginny: *leans closer*

Harry: *goes far*

Ron: with me

Ginny: 😶

Ron: OMG! THE BOY WHO LIVED IS IN LOVE WITH ME!

Ron: BUT I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE!

Hermione: You do...😶😞😦😧

Ginny(privet chat to Hermone): Hermione...

Ron: Yes, sorry Harry

Harry: Mate you are a good friend, but I am not in love with you

Ron: Stop lying

Harry: No I'm not in love with you

Ron: You have an imaginary jar of freckles

Harry: I TOLD YOU THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU!

Ron: Then who do you love

Ron: Come on you can tell me

Ron: If not here then in privet chat

Ron: Come on

Harry: OK, FINE! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR SISTER!

Ron:.....

Fred:......

George:......

Ginny: Me, Harry, I...

Hermione(privet chat to Ginny): Ginny...

Ginny: I have to go

Snape: That's it, Mr Malfoy remove me from the chat

Snape: Oh and 10000000 points to Slytherin for being in this chat so long Mr Malfoy

Draco: Always Snape😁

Snape: 🤨

Draco: er..Professor

Draco has removed Snape from the chat

Ron: MALFOY HAS ADDED SNIVELLUS TO THE CHAT!

Draco: I just removed him!

Ron: NOOOOOOOO!

Ron: I wanted to ask him that if it was 12 rolls or 20 rolls of parchment

Hermione: I said 20 rolls of parchment so it's 20 rolls

Ron: Hmph!

Ron: I might as well have some chicken then

Ron: 🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗

Draco: Weasley and chicken sitting in a tree....

Ron: Malfoy and apple sitting in a tree....

Hermione: Malfoy and apple? That makes no sense

Ron: And me and chicken does?

Hermione: Yes

Ron: *gasps in realization*

Ron: HOGWARTS IS OUT OF CHICKEN!

Hermione: 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ron: NOOOOO!

Ron: *gasps in realization*

Ron: Snape has left the chat!

Ron: YESSSSSSSSSSS!

Hermione: Didn't you, never mind

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