Snivellus
Draco added Snape to the chat
Ron: I don't feel so good
Hermione: That's because you don't want to do your potions essay
Ron: 12 rolls of parchment
Hermione: I did 20 though
Harry: Mate, it was 20 rolls
Ron: WHAT!
Ron: 😭😭😭😭😭
Ron: Snivellus gives us too much homework
Ron: I meant Snape, autocorrect
Ron: But Snivellus sounds better
Ron: That would be the perfect chat name
Draco: Good morning Gryffindors
Luna: *cough*
Draco: and Ravenclaw
Harry: Greeting us today Malfoy, what's the occasion?
Ron: Snivellus must have praised him in something and given 100 points to Slytherin or something like that
Draco: IT WAS 200!
Hermione: Well MaGonicall gave me 500 points for being the smartest in the class
Ginny: That's weird, Dumbledore gave me 1000 points for surviving Voldemort
Harry: WHAT!
Harry: He never gave me one point for surviving Voldemort!
Harry: Twice!
Ginny: You used help from Ron and Hermione
Ginny: Without Hermione you would be nothing
Ron: *cough*
Ginny: And Ron
Draco: Well that is favarisom!
Harry: And taking 20 points from Gryffindor because I was breathing isn't
Hermione:...
Ron:...
Draco: YES!
Ron: Who cares what Snivellus does?
Snape: Good morning Mr Weasley
Ron: It's afternoon really, since...
Ron: *gasps in recognition*
Ron: I sound like Hermione!
Ron: NOOOOO!
Snape: And you are going to ignore me
Ron: Be quiet Snivellus, can't you see I'm distressed
Snape: You are exactly like James Potter
Ron: Well, Harry is my best mate
Snape: 20 points from Gryffindor because you are breathing
Ron: *gasps in recognition*
Snape: Finally....
Ron: YOU TOOK POINTS OF BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M HARRY!
Ron: NOOOOOO!
Snape: 😑
Snape: 100 points from Gryffindor because you have twins who turned my cloths into rubbish bags
George: Well you are kind of rubbish
Snape: 20 points more from Gryffindor for insulting a teacher
Fred: He was only telling the truth
Snape: 20 points more from Gryffindor
George: For...
Snape: For telling the truth
Fred: So you are rubbish then
Snape: 😡
Snape: 1000 points to Slytherin because they are the smartest
Luna: Ravenclaw is the most smartest house
Luna: So that means I am the smartest
Hermione: I beg your pardon but you believe in things which don't exist, like moon frogs
Luna: They do exist
Ginny: No! We are not starting this again!
Hermione: *glares at Luna*
Luna: *glares at Hermione*
Ginny: *glares at both of them*
Ron: *gasps in recognition*
Fred: What did our dear brother find now
George: I have no idea
Ron: Luna and Hermione are opposites
Harry: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ron: YESSSSS! NO ONE IS LIKE HERMIONE! A STICKER TO RULES! AN ANNOYING LITTLE-
Hermione: 😠
Ron: *gulp*
Snape: 20 points to Slytherin for Mr Weasley being mean to Mrs Pott-er Granger
Ginny: 🤨
Ron: *gasps in recognition*
Ginny: What now?
Ron: Snivellus is in love...
Ginny: *Leans closer*
Snape: *Raises eyebrows*
Hermione:*Crosses arms*
Fred:*Eats popcorn*
George: *Eats popcorn*
Luna: *Models for witch weekly*
Neville: *Rolls eyes*
Ginny: *Raises eyebrows*
Luna: *Just says its kidding*
Neville: *Rolls eyes*
Ginny: *Crosses arms*
Hermione: *Shakes head*
Ron: with James Potter
Harry: *Widens eyes*
Harry: Ron....
Fred and George: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ginny: I don't think so
Ginny: Are you suggesting that Harry will marry Hermione
Snape: No, he already has an imaginary jar of freckles
Hermione: ew
Ron: *gasps in recognition*
Ron: Harry is in love....
Ginny: *leans closer*
Harry: *goes far*
Ron: with me
Ginny: 😶
Ron: OMG! THE BOY WHO LIVED IS IN LOVE WITH ME!
Ron: BUT I LOVE SOMEONE ELSE!
Hermione: You do...😶😞😦😧
Ginny(privet chat to Hermone): Hermione...
Ron: Yes, sorry Harry
Harry: Mate you are a good friend, but I am not in love with you
Ron: Stop lying
Harry: No I'm not in love with you
Ron: You have an imaginary jar of freckles
Harry: I TOLD YOU THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU!
Ron: Then who do you love
Ron: Come on you can tell me
Ron: If not here then in privet chat
Ron: Come on
Harry: OK, FINE! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR SISTER!
Ron:.....
Fred:......
George:......
Ginny: Me, Harry, I...
Hermione(privet chat to Ginny): Ginny...
Ginny: I have to go
Snape: That's it, Mr Malfoy remove me from the chat
Snape: Oh and 10000000 points to Slytherin for being in this chat so long Mr Malfoy
Draco: Always Snape😁
Snape: 🤨
Draco: er..Professor
Draco has removed Snape from the chat
Ron: MALFOY HAS ADDED SNIVELLUS TO THE CHAT!
Draco: I just removed him!
Ron: NOOOOOOOO!
Ron: I wanted to ask him that if it was 12 rolls or 20 rolls of parchment
Hermione: I said 20 rolls of parchment so it's 20 rolls
Ron: Hmph!
Ron: I might as well have some chicken then
Ron: 🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗
Draco: Weasley and chicken sitting in a tree....
Ron: Malfoy and apple sitting in a tree....
Hermione: Malfoy and apple? That makes no sense
Ron: And me and chicken does?
Hermione: Yes
Ron: *gasps in realization*
Ron: HOGWARTS IS OUT OF CHICKEN!
Hermione: 🤦🏻♀️
Ron: NOOOOO!
Ron: *gasps in realization*
Ron: Snape has left the chat!
Ron: YESSSSSSSSSSS!
Hermione: Didn't you, never mind
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