Hermione: How are we in another year already?

Dumbledore: Hello, Good morning!

Sprout: If you don't leave me alone or tell your cats too I will...

MaGonicall: I'm not telling them to do that! And I already left you alone!

Snape: Stop Shampoo, Stop!

Fred: More shampoo!

George: Even more!

Hermione: How did that product sell for so much?

Harry: Alright let's recover what happen last year

Ron: Summery of 1993

Ron: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban opens on the night before Harry's thirteenth birthday, when he receives gifts by Owl Post from his friends at school. 

Harry: True, I guess...

Ron: The next morning at breakfast, Harry sees on television that a man named Black is on the loose from prison. At this time, Aunt Marge comes to stay with the Dursleys, and she insults Harry's parents numerous times. Harry accidentally causes her to inflate. Harry leaves the Dursley's house and is picked up by the Knight Bus, but only after an alarming sighting of a large, black dog. 

Draco: Harry Potter saw the grim!

Hermione: Quiet Malfoy!

Ron: The Knight Bus drops Harry off at Diagon Alley, where he is greeted by Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic. He rents a room

Harry: Rents, I wish

Ron: and awaits the start of school. In Diagon Alley, Harry finishes his schoolwork, admires a Firebolt broomstick in the window of a shop, and after some time, finds his friends Ron and Hermione. At a pet shop, Hermione buys a cat named Crookshanks, who chases Scabbers, Ron's aging pet rat. Ron is most displeased. The night before they all head off to Hogwarts, Harry overhears Ron's parents discussing the fact that Sirius Black is after Harry.

Hermione: Ron where did you get this?

Ron: The students board the Hogwarts Express train and are stopped once by an entity called a Dementor. Harry faints and is revived by Professor Lupin,

Draco: Harry James Potter faints, Harry James Potter faints!

Ginny: Malfoy...

Ron: the new defense against the dark arts teacher. Soon afterward, the students arrive at Hogwarts and classes begin. In divination class, Professor Trelawney foresees Harry's death by reading tealeaves and finding the representation of a Grim, a large black dog symbolizing death.

Draco: I knew Potter was going to die one day

Ginny: Malfoy if you don't...

Draco: 🤐

Ron: In the care of magical creatures class, Hagrid introduces the students to Hippogriffs, large, deeply dignified crosses between horses and eagles. Malfoy insults one of these beasts, Buckbeak, and is attacked. Malfoy drags out the injury in an attempt to have Hagrid fired and Buckbeak put to sleep. 

Draco: What? I was really injured

Hermione: 🙄

Ron: In Defense Against the Dark Arts, Professor Lupin leads the class in a defeat of a Boggart, which changes shape to appear as the viewer's greatest fear. For Lupin, it turns into an orb, for Ron, a spider. Harry doesn't have a chance to fight it.

Hermione: I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO FIGHT IT!

Ron: During a Hogwarts visit to Hogsmeade, a wizard village which Harry is unable to visit because he has no permission slip, Harry has tea with Professor Lupin. Harry discovers that the reason he wasn't allowed to fight the Boggart was that Lupin had worried that it would take the shape of Voldemort. This concern catches Harry by surprise, because Harry had been thinking even more fearfully about the awful Dementors. 

Fred: How did you know about that?

George: Curiouser and curiouse

Hermione: You two are reminding me of Luna now

Luna: 😃

Random person: Hello their people

Ron: Who are you?

Harry: And how did you get into this chat?

Random person: Like Draco and Hermione, I put myself here

Hermione:...

Draco:...

Random person: Anyway, Ron you did the wrong thing

Hermione: THE WRONG THING! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE TIMES WHEN HE WAS RUDE AND WHAT ABOUT MALFOY!?

Random person: *Sighs*

Random person: Anyway Ron you will not answer Hermione's question and none of you will remember me so bye bye

Fred: Hold up, what did Ron do?

George: How can Ron do anything wrong?

Random person: Hermione do you want to answer the question?

Hermione: I don't even know the answer

Ginny: Honestly she must be some random person who somehow knows us

Luna: I like her

Neville: I like him

Random person: My gender is none of you business and it doesn't matter you won't even see me, if this goes right

Demelza: What goes right?

Colin: *Crunches popcorn*

Draco: Stop eating popcorn Gryffindor

Random person: *Snaps fingers*