Harry has added Hagrid to the chat

Harry: Hello Hagrid!

Hagrid: Ello Arry!

Draco: Ugh, the ugly oaf is here😒

Hagrid: Yer an idiot Draco!

Hermione: Nice one Hagrid!😂

Hermione: Let's make that the chat name!

Draco: I thought you were supposed to defend me Hermione! Remember, no fights...

Hermione: Oh yeah... this is harder than I thought...😑

Draco: Will a kiss make it better?😉

Hermione: YES!

Ron: EWWWWWWWWW

Ron: AGH MY EYES MY EYES! 

Harry: What did I just see?!

Ginny: Shut up, it's cute!😊

Ginny: But Harry, we can do better...😉

Ron: I'M BLIND I'M BLIND!

Ron: SCARRED FOR LIFE!

Fred: Did you guys HAVE TO...

George: Snog in the GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM?!😑

Ron: Goodbye cruel world...

Hermione: Ok Ronald, that's enough!

Harry: Ooooh, we're back to Ronald again...

Draco: This is getting good...😁

Dobby: Dobby doesn't like it when Harry Potter and his friends fight😶

Dobby: Dobby gets very stressed out

Hermione: Sorry Dobby, I'll stop😊

Draco: Nooo, I love it when you get angry at Weasel...

Hagrid: Sometimes Malfoy, I'm jealous of all the people who aven't met ya!

Draco: Shut up, Oaf! Don't talk about things you don't understand!

Ron: He's not the one with an IQ of 0!

Draco: Weasel, if I wanted to hear from an bum, I'd fart!😂

Ron: *splutters*

Harry: Oh, that's really mature, Malfoy🙄

Hermione: GUYS! You're stressing Dobby out!🙄

Harry: Yeah, just like the Ferret's face is stressing me out!

Draco: Oh please! Your face looks like it was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer!😁

Harry: Why thank you, I was going for your look today!😊😂

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Harry: NO HE WON'T! HE'S IN AZKABAN FERRET!

Dobby: Harry Potter...

Hermione: Are you happy now? He fainted!😑

Ginny: As much as I love it when you all fight, that's just MEAN!😠

Draco: Potter started it!

Harry: No, it was you, Malfoy!😑

Ron: Yeah, it was the Ferret!

Fred: It was Drakey Snakey...

George: We will FOREVER hold that name over you...

Fred: It makes some rather useful blackmail material!

George: Speaking of Drakey Snakey, I have a rather interesting prank idea Fred...

Fred: Way ahead of you George...

George: Bye everyone!

Fred: Drakey Snakey, be afraid...

George: Very afraid...

Harry: it's hard to take you seriously when you call him Drakey Snakey!😂😂

Ginny: Wow, you have a lot of names Draco!

Hermione: My personal favourite is babe😉🥰

Ron: *retches*

Harry: *chokes on drink*

Draco: Oh shut up, you two!

Ron: I'm going to go before I become even MORE traumatised!

Hermione: 🙄

Hermione: Well I have to go and take Dobby to the hospital wing...

Ginny: I'll help!

Hagrid: Ar you always so...

Harry: YES!

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