Hermione: DRACO MALFOY, WHERE ARE YOU?😠

Draco: Umm, not here?

Harry: Uh oh, what happened?

Draco: I didn't do anything! Honest!

Hermione: AND NOW YOU'RE LYING ABOUT IT?! I CAN ALREADY SEE YOUR NOSE GROWING!

Ginny: Hmm, maybe we should tell Voldemort about that, might help his nose to grow back!

Ginny: Maybe you should confess Malfoy, she seems a little Grangerous!😂

Harry: Seriously babe, you need to stop with the puns now🤦‍♀️

Draco: What I mean is, I didn't intend for it to get so out of control!

Draco: Oh, this has all gone pear-shaped😑

Ginny: Don't you mean pear-snaped?😝

Sirius: I'll probably regret asking this, but what happened?

Draco: I had a nice romantic meal planned for her...

Draco: So I got Dobby to make us some food and bring it up to the room of requirement...

Dobby: Was Master Draco not pleased with the food that Dobby supplied for Master Draco?😳

Draco: Shut up Elf!

Draco: I lit some candles so it was more muggle-like...

McGonagall: Oh dear, I see where this is going😳

Draco: So when she arrived and we sat down to eat...

Draco: Umm, someone might have accidentally set the tablecloth on fire😶

Hermione: SOMEONE? WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHO REALLY DID IT?!😡😡

Ginny: This is getting a bit myst-Sirius😂

Draco: So then, Snape, umm, Professor Snape walked in...

Hermione: AND WHO DID HE BLAME, DRACO?

Draco: Umm, the best person in the whole entire world?

Hermione: Aww thanks babe🥰

Hermione: BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT SNAPE THOUGHT, WAS IT?

Hermione: WE HAD 50 POINTS TAKEN OFF, DRACO! 50!!!!!😡😡😡

Ginny: Snape snapped😝

Hermione: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE EXPELLED!

Ginny: You mean, ex-spelled🤣

Hermione: YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

Draco: *gulps*

Ginny: No, you will Rubeus day!

Harry: ...

Ginny: Well, it sounds like you had a lucky e-Snape, Draco😂

Harry: E-Snape?

Ginny: It sounds like escape!

Ginny: Come on people, start appreciating my puns!😑

Fred: We do!😏

George: They're Hufflepuffection!

Fred: Truly Ravenclawsome!

Ginny: Thank you twins!

Ginny: I use my imagic-nation😂

Fred: And what a spellar one you have!

George: I chant get enough of them😁

Hermione: Can you three stop waffling about useless babble please?!

Ginny: But Mione, we will Neville stop Quaffling!

Harry: Umm babe? You already did the Neville one😑

Ginny: Shut up Harry!🙄

Draco: Ummmmm, Hermioneeeeeeeeee...

Hermione: What?😠

Draco: *gulps*

Draco: I know you're mad right now...

Sirius: You think?😂

Draco: But you aren't going to dob me in, are you?

Ginny: You mean, Dobby you in🤣

Hermione: Let me get this straight...

Hermione: You are perfectly happy with Gryffindor losing 50 HOUSE POINTS at the expense of your happiness?!

Draco: Umm... yes?😶

Ginny: Seamus on you!😑

Draco: Hermione, did you just fart? Because you blew me away🥰

McGonagall: 🤦‍♀️

Sirius: Smooth Draco, really smooth😂😂

Ginny: Fleur-ting isn't going to get you anywhere Draco... why don't you try to re-Dean yourself? She might just Professer love for you and forget about it!

Hermione: Ginny, please stop, these puns are maddening! I can't think properly!

George: Aha! They're actually Mad-eye-ning😝

Hermione: All three of you are going to get a Mad-eye-ning punch in the face if you don't shut up now😡😡

Draco: So I'm forgiven?

Hermione: Sorry, make that four😏

Draco: 😶

A/N: Hi again! Sorry it took so long for me to update, I wasn't very happy with it and I'm still not completely satisfied... all the same, I hope you enjoyed it!

A couple of notices today:

I love that this story and "Hogwarts social media" have inspired people to write their own, but I really do not appreciate people copying my work! This is not aimed at anyone in particular, just a general notice! Thank you to all the people who have let me know first, given me credit, and used their own unique ideas, I really appreciate it and I wish you all the best in your books, they are truly amazing!

Also, my amazing friend bought me some lilies and I named them Lily Potter! (Because normal people name their plants, obviously😝)

I have a question for you all... who is your favourite Harry Potter character? Personally, I think Hermione, Ginny and Lily are awesome, although the fact that Lily died with her unborn child. is. so. sad😥 (I know I've said this before but I just can't get over it)

Shout outs go to:

enchantedpheonix2005 for all the support on this story!

Suhayb31 for all the support on this story and my other stories!

_ross_lynch for all the support on this story!

Amna061 for all the support on this story!

soccerswimmer for the phrase "Snape snapped"

As always, a massive thank you for reading, I sincerely hope you are enjoying it!

Lots of love

Safi31