Draco: Guys, anyoen still up?

Hermione: You spelt 'anyone' wrong😑

Draco: It's late, and I'm tired... what do you explain?

Draco: Expect*

Draco: Autocorrect😒

Hermione: Well, go to sleep then!

Draco: But that's boring!

Hermione: You sound like a child!

Draco: I know your a really, but what am k?  

Draco: Stupid autocorrect!

Draco: I know you are, but what am I?*

Fred: You kind of kissed the vibe there mate😑

George: Killed*

Draco: No! Hermione's the only one I kill!🥰

Draco: KISS*

Draco: Freaking autocorrect!

Hermione: Ok, this is getting ridiculous now😒

Harry: You know, autocordg isn't the only problem in the world!

Harry: Autocorrect*

Ginny: Take Draco's face, for exam😂😂

Ginny: Example*

Harry: Ok, maybe we do have a problem...🤔

Hermione: Yes, the problem is, you are all tired and therefore the brain is not sufficiently...

Fred: Her mine, Her mine...

George: We really don't car!

Draco: HER MINE?!😲

George: Hermione Hermione*

Fred: Care*

Fred: Ok, this is grilling on my needs now😒

George: Grilling on my nerves*

Fred: Giving*

George: Glittering*

Fred: GETTING*

Fred: Wow, I had to time do slugs😑

George: TYPE SO SLOWLY*

Hermione: *face plans*🤦‍♀️

Hermione: Palms*

Ron: Everyone, just turn autocorrect off!

Fred: *spits out drink*

George: *falls off chair*

George: Little Ronnie...

Fred: Did you just have...

Ginny: A SOLUTION TO A PROBLEM?!🤯

Ginny: Yeah, I can finish off totally predictable sentences too!

Harry: I love your bra😊

Ron: WHAT?!

Ginny: MINE?!

Ron: *faints*

Draco: 😶

Fred: Well this escalated quickly😶

Harry: Four bra*

Draco: FOUR?!

Harry: Poo bra*

Ginny: THERE IS NO POO IN MY BRA!

Harry: YOU BRO*

Harry: I LOVE YOU BRO*

Harry: For telling us to turn the autocorrect off!

Ginny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Harry: I csn imsgine thr horror on his face when he firdtfirst it snd thiuht thsts whwhat u were ssying skk slong

Harry: Dsmn thid stupid keyhosrdw

Ron: WHAT?!

Draco: I hage to dsy it, but I aftee with Pooter... thr keyyers are tii close otgether!

Hermione: WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK?!🤯

Ginny: I don't know about you guys, but I can't stop laughing🤣🤣

Fred: You and me both!

George: Don't gitfet em!

George: Forget me*

Hermione: Alright, Harry, start again... what were you trying to say?

Hermione: And for goodness sake, type SLOWLY!

Harry: Can you imagine the horror on his face when he first read it and thought this was what I was saying all along!

Ron: Who's horror?

Draco: Yours, idiot!🙄

Hermione: None of you are making any sense right now!😑

Draco: And I said...

Draco: I hate to say it, but I agree with Pooter... the letters are too close together!

Harry: You spelt Potter wrong😑

Draco: Nah, I just like Pooter more!😏

Hermione: Ok, WHO changed the chat name?

Hermione: THIS TIME?!🙄

Harry: *slugs raises fan*

Harry: slowly*

Harry: Raises*

Harry: Hand*

Hermione: What are you trying to say?!🤔

Harry: I'm so tired🥱*

Hermione: Oh my...

Harry: I'm goejdn ov dleeo biw veahdh unc fealdkd fited 🥱

Hermione: I'm not even going to TRY and guess what that was😑

Hermione: I'm going to bed before anyone can come up with another clever idea to get us all confused, or worse, SLEEP-DEPRIVED!

Draco: Sleep well bra!

Draco: BABE*

Hermione: 😥

A/N: Hi everyone! You can thanks Rabia_Amin for this chapter, due to our tired and spelling-errors-galore conversation in the early hours of this morning. Some of the completely messed up lines are actually what we said! I wasn't going to publish this chapter, but it had me in stitches this morning, so I just HAD to! The next chapter will hopefully have more insults and Dramione action, as I think that's what you prefer?

Be honest, did you enjoy this chapter? Constructive feedback is appreciated!

GUYS, THIS BOOK IS AT 15K READS!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HECK DID WE GET HERE????? 🤯🤯🤯OMGGGGG, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH, YOUR SUPPORT MEANS SO SO SO MUCH TO ME, TRULY!

Shout outs go to:

Amora2007 for the support on this story

Rabia_Amin for being the inspiration for this chapter and for setting the world record for 'most spelling errors in a conversation'

Lots of love

Safi31