OH DECISIONS DECISIONS😶
Dumbledore: Yo yo yo wassup dudes and dudettes?😎
Hermione: THANK YOU! At last someone realises that I AM A FEMALE!
Ginny: Don't forget me Mione!
Dumbledore: Dumble dawg got swag😝
Dumbledore: *drops mic*
McGonagall: Albus, we can all see you texting at the head table, and not a microphone in sight!
Harry: So is Dumble dawg your new nickname now, Professor?
Dumbledore: I'm just trying it out, H-man!🙃
Dumbledore: Hmm, I am reconsidering this nickname, it's awfully similar to G-dawg🤔
Harry: Professor, we discussed this! It isn't "cool" to switch between formal and informal every sentence!
Dumbledore: Chillax bro!😎
Dumbledore: How about Dumble?
Dumbledore: OH DECISIONS DECISIONS!
Draco: Let's shorten it more, make it dumb!
Dumbledore: I appreciate the sentiment, but I'd rather not be named after you!
Ginny: Ooooooooo
Ginny: I already have my popcorn ready today! 😁🍿
Draco: My Father will hear about this😠
Harry: Gosh, would someone just go and kill Lucius already, Malfoy using this as a threat is getting on my nerves🙄
Harry: Totally unrelated, does anyone have a cricket bat?
Draco: Oh good, are you finally going to hit yourself with it to knock some sense into you?
Harry: *splutters*
Draco: Ha!
Dumbledore: How about Swagdore?
McGonagall: Albus, this is ridiculous! Why would you want a nickname anyway?
Dumbledore: Because it's dope Nerva!
McGonagall: NERVA?!😠
Dumbledore: *gulps*
Dumbledore: Nerva, don't be mad at ProDumble
McGonagall: Mr Potter, do you still have that cricket bat?
Dumbledore: Nerva...
Harry: You should probably stop calling her that, Professor😶
Hermione: Did you know, Nerva is a name of Latin origin which means "strength". It is typically used...
Draco: Babe, I love you, but if you don't stop being Google I'm going to lose it!
Hermione: Oh YOU'RE going to lose it?!
Hermione: Professor McGonagall, hand me that bat please
Draco: 😶
Dumbledore: D-man senses that you should be afraid...
Dumbledore: VERY afraid...
Draco: *gulps*
Draco: Hermione babe, I love you very much😶
Hermione: I love you too😡
Draco: *sweats nervously*
Dumbledore: How about Dr Slang?
McGonagall: Albus, you've got all your priorities wrong!
Dumbledore: That's cold, bro😑
McGonagall: BRO?!😠
McGonagall: BRO?!😡
Dobby: *hyperventilates*
Neville: Oh dear, not AGAIN!
Dobby: Dobby only came online to tell you all that I am having a 50% sale off all socks in Dobby's sock shop! But I think I need to have a lie-down now😳
Luna: I'll take some socks Dobby! Preferably ones with N on them!
Ginny: Aww N for Neville?
Luna: No, N for nargles of course!
Draco: Of course🙄😑
Ron: Hi everyone!
Ron: I was just making a Tik Tok out of chicken!
Harry: *face palms*
Ginny: Of course you were
Draco: Don't you have anything better to do Weasel?😏
Ron: Was that an insult to chicken?
Draco: What if it was?😏
Ron: Did I hear something about a cricket bat?
A/N: Hi everyone! Can I ask honestly if you're still enjoying this story? If it's getting repetitive please tell me, I'd appreciate some honest feedback!
Thank you to:
For the amazing nickname suggestions! I love them all and am having a hard time deciding on one, so I thought I'd let you all decide! There is a list of the possible Dumbledore nicknames below, please leave an inline comment by your favourite!
D-man
Dumble
Dr Slang
Swagdore
ProDumble
Dumble dawg
Thank you for reading!
Lots of love
Safi31
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