Ron: Blimey, Hermione knows EVERYTHING!

Draco: *scoffs*

Draco: Not EVERYTHING!🙄

Ron: Prove it!

Draco: I bet you 5 galleons that Hermione doesn't know everything!

Ron: Deal!

Hermione: Ron, that's really stupid! Of course I don't know everything!

Hermione: Just most things😊

Ron: Ok, how about whoever asks a question that Mione can't answer, gets 5 galleons from the others?

Ron: Each!

Draco: Deal!

Draco: How do vampires always look so neat and tidy when they can't see their reflection?🤨

Hermione: Well...

Hermione: *splutters*

Hermione: It is thought that it is the silver hue that the vampires are adverse to. Thus, if there is a shiny surface, with little hints of silver, it is possible that vampires are able to see a faint reflection, although it has not been scientifically proven!🙃

Hermione: Oh and also, vampires aren't real😊

Ron: Woah!🤯

Harry: Let me try!

Harry: Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle, not a raven?

Hermione: Because, Harry, it simply isn't in Ravenclaw nature to give a meaningless symbol, just because it is in the name! Rather, it would be more prudent to have an eagle symbol, showing that Ravenclaw can soar to where others can't climb!

Ron: Bloody hell!🤯

Ron: Did you memorise that?!😲

Hermione: It was in Hogwarts: A History!

Hermione: Which I'm memorising!

Fred: Blimey Hermione!

George: You must be incredibly bored!

Fred: Shall we play a prank to take your mind off it?

Hermione: Any excuse for a prank, isn't it with you two?🙄

George: We'll take that as a yes!

Fred: Now we must leave and go to prepare...

George: Although most of it's already done!

Fred: We've been preparing for months...

Hermione: *face palms*

Hermione: I DIDN'T SAY YES!

Ron: Can I do one?

Ron: Where's the front of a burger?

Hermione: Of course it's about food, Ron...🙄

Hermione: Well it's...

Hermione: *splutters*

Ron: I sense I'm about to be rich...

Hermione: Wherever you take the fist bite, of course!🙃

Ron: Damn it!😑

Hermione: 😊

Ginny: I have the perfect one!

Ginny: If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

Hermione: Well...

Hermione: Umm...

Draco: Who's Cinderella?

Ginny: *face palms*

Hermione: She's a muggle cartoon character...

Ginny: Hermione... answer the question...

Hermione: Umm... it wasn't on properly?

Ginny: Nope!😊

Ginny: I WIN!

Ginny: It's actually something about her momentum and friction and something like that...

Hermione: Damn it!

Ginny: I'm rich!

Harry: Guys... I think we have a bigger issue here...😑

Draco: What?🤨

Ron: Blimey, I think I'm seeing things...🤯

Draco: Huh?

Ginny: That can't be...😶

Draco: Can't be what?

Hermione: Oh my...😲

Draco: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Ginny: Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees 3 Snapes right now...

Harry: Don't worry, I see them too!

Ron: How is that possible?

Hermione: Guys... it's just Fred and George🙄

Hermione: Probably Polyjuice!

Draco: I want to see!

Draco: BAHAHAHA I SEE IT NOW!

Harry: 😂😂

Ron: This is gold!

Hermione: If I knew which one was the real Snape, I would go and slap Fred and George right now!

Hermione: They shouldn't be disrespecting staff, even if it is Snape!😑

Draco: I know which one is the real Snape!

Draco: The one on the left!

Hermione: Are you sure?

Draco: 100%!😊

Hermione: Alright then!

Ron: Blimey, she slapped them!

Harry: They're changing back!

Ginny: Wait a second...

Harry: SHE SLAPPED THE WRONG SNAPE!

Draco: Oops...

Draco: BAHAHAHA!

Hermione: OH NO!

Draco: 'You shouldn't be disrespecting staff, even if it is Snape!'

Draco:😂😂

Draco: Haha, she got detention!

Hermione: DRACO MALFOY!

Draco: *gulps*

Draco: Yes, love😶

Hermione: I HAVE NEVER HAD A DETENTION IN MY LIFE!😡😡

Draco: It was an honest mistake...

Draco: And there's a first time for everything!

Hermione: YOU MEAN THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR ME TO SHOVE YOUR HEAD IN THE TOILET?!

Harry: Draco, you'd better...

Draco: Potter, I'm already running!

A/N: Hi! Was this chapter funny enough? I know the first part was a bit boring, but I'm hoping I made up for it in the second part... what do you think? As always, I'm so grateful that people are reading this! If you want to, please go and check out my other book, 'I'm thankful for you', it would mean a lot to me! (No pressure though, I'm not forcing or even asking you to!) Which chapter of this book has been your favourite so far? Comment below!

Shoutout for this chapter goes to:

Maka-Malfoy for her support on this book!

Lots of love

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