Hermione: Not to be disrespectful Headmaster, but why did you want to be added back again?

Dumbledore: I only have 12 followers on my Instagram account! I have reappeared to gain further knowledge on what makes one 'cool'!

Ginny: It's going to be a long journey...😑

Hermione: I'm happy to help in whatever way possible, Headmaster!😊

Dumbledore: Thank you, Miss Granger😊

Draco: You're wasting your time, babe. The old bat will never be cool🙄

Dumbledore: Ah, so it is true that opposites attract then? 

Dumbledore: I mean, Miss Granger is intelligent, beautiful, and interesting!

Dumbledore: And Mr Malfoy is... the opposite!

Draco: *splutters*

Ginny: Oooooooooooooh, Draco roasted by a teacher!😁

Harry: 😂😂

Hermione: Guys, stop being so mean to Draco! And Draco, stop being disrespectful to the Headmaster!

Draco: I make no promises😁

Hermione: 😠

Draco: *gulps*

Draco: But I'll try!

Hermione: Thank you, babe🥰

Draco: Anything for you, darling😍

Ron: MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

Draco: Shut up Weasel!

Dumbledore: You called Mr Weasley a name commonly used to describe a species? But, aren't you the one who's an animal, Mr Malfoy?

Ginny: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Harry: 😂😂

Draco: You're so old, that your candles weigh more than your birthday cake!

Harry: That's not even in the right context...

Dumbledore: Your Mother may have told you that you can be whoever you want, Mr Malfoy, but an idiot is not what she meant!

Dumbledore: Am I displaying 'coolness' now?

Harry: Yes, Professor, keep going😁

Ginny: This is great!

Hermione: HARRY!

Hermione: GINNY!

Hermione: Don't encourage them!

Hermione: Gosh, I see why Dobby always faints!

Dobby: Not this time, Harry Potter's friend! Dobby drank an anti-fainting potion!😊

Neville: Hey Dobby, can I have some of that too? I may need it...😑

Dobby: Of course, Harry Potter's other friend! Would you also like some socks?

Neville: Sure, do you have any plant ones?

Dobby: Dobby will have a look, Sir😊

Neville: Thanks Dobby!

Draco: Hello? Sock-obsessed morons? Could you maybe do this over private messaging? I'm trying to roast and old bat here!

Ginny: Trying and failing😂

Fred: Hello everyone!

George: All feeling better after yesterday?

Ron: I drowned my sorrows in chicken🍗

Ginny: Of course you did🙄

Dumbledore: Ahh, that reminds me! Twins, I think a punishment is in order!

George: You see, Headmaster...

Fred: The thing about being cool is...

George: You never punish pranks!

Dumbledore: Really? 🤔

Fred: Yes, really😁

Harry: Besides, Headmaster, if you take house points, Gryffindor won't win the house cup this year!

Dumbledore: Goodness gracious, you're right! We can't have that!

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Dumbledore: Isn't he in Azkaban?🤔

Ginny: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Draco: FINE THEN! I'LL JUST TELL THAT ANNOYING REPORTER, RITA SCOOTER OR WHATEVER!

Hermione: You could... or you could walk out of Hogwarts still having a nose!

Ginny: Oh yeah, she broke your nose last she punched you😂

Draco: Of course she didn't punch me!

Hermione: Want to try it?🤨

Draco: 😶

A/N: Hi! Sorry for not updating for a few days, I haven't been in the mood. I know this chapter isn't as funny as it usually is, so please forgive the complete un-funny-ness of it! Thank you so much for reading, I hope you enjoyed it!

Thank you again to:

BookwormOfAllTheTime for suggesting that Dumbledore come back for 'teenage lessons 2'!

Lots of love

Safi31