Hermione: Ron, you can come back now your Mum's gone...

Ron: Thank goodness! Bloody hell, I thought I was going to be forever stuck with those awful girls that Mum chose for me!

Draco: Wouldn't that have been funny?😂

Ron: Shut up, Malfoy!

Fred: On that topic, we've had an idea!

Hermione: Oh dear...

George: Why don't we have...

Fred: A couples quiz?!😊

Harry: Sure, that could be fun!

Hermione: This is NOT going to end well...

Draco: Oh, come on babe...😉

Hermione: Fine!

Ron: Wait, I don't have a partner!

Fred: Too bad!

George: You can help us judge!

Ron: Nah, it's fine, I'll just go and eat some chicken... besides, I think I've been put off girls for a while...😑

Ron: *shudders*

Neville: Luna and I will participate!😊

Luna: How do you play?

Fred: So we'll ask each girl a question about their respective boy...

George: Taking it in turns, of course!

Fred: And if they answer it correctly, they get a point!

George: Then we'll switch...

Fred: So we'll ask the boys instead!

George: The couple with the most points wins!

Luna: That sounds fun!

Fred: So up first is...

George: Harry and Ginny!

Fred: So, Ginny...

George: What is Harry's favourite colour?

Harry: Can you guys actually finish a thought by yourselves?😑

George: We can...

Fred: But where's the fun in that?

Harry:😑

Ginny: It's red!

Harry: Yes!

Harry: Ginny, how did you know?

Ginny: I did my research...😉

Harry: Ok, you're starting to remind me of the crazy stalker cousins now...

Ginny: *shuts up*

George: Ok, Luna...

Fred: What is Neville's favourite plant?

Luna: Oh, goodness! Is it the mimbulus mimbletonia?

Neville: Yes!

Fred: Ok, Hermione...

George: What is Draco's favourite animal?

Hermione: A dragon?🤨

Draco: No, why would you think that?

Hermione: Well, the word 'Draco' refers to the large northern constellation of a dragon, hence its usage as a power name, to symbolise strength and courage in an individual...

Draco: You actually googled it?😑

Hermione: No! I read it in 'The book of 1000 names and their historical meanings in context'

Draco: zzzzzzz

Hermione: HEY!

Hermione: Well, what is your favourite animal then?

Draco: Ok, don't laugh...

Draco: It's a unicorn...😶

Harry: A unicorn? BAHAHAHA

Luna: Oh, we call them narcorns! It's because they're rumoured to be home to nargles, particularly around the nostril area.

Harry: Ewwwwww

Hermione: Did you know, the word unicorn comes from the Greek-

Draco: No offence, but I really don't care😑

Hermione: Well that was RUDE

Ginny: Oh my, you two fight a lot!

Hermione: I know...😒

Draco: It's what we're best at!😉

Hermione: Draco Malfoy, do you ENJOY fighting with me? Is this AMUSING to you?

Draco: No!

Harry: Oooh, she used your full name...

Ginny: Ok Hermione... calm down... deep breaths...

Hermione: We're already losing the quiz!

Hermione: I despise losing!😠

Draco: Chill, it's just a dumb game!

Hermione: Game?

Hermione: IS OUR RELATIONSHIP A GAME TO YOU?

Draco: NO!

Ginny: Ooooh, they're fighting in capital letters now!

Harry: Gin, you're not enjoying this, are you?

Ginny: Just a little...🙃

Harry: Ok... me too🙃

Ginny: We really are a perfect match!

Fred: Shut up guys, I want to see this fight!

Hermione: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT WAS DUMB, MALFOY?

Draco: I  WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS GAME!

Hermione: Oh.

Ginny: Aaaand, we're back to lowercase again...

Harry: 😂😂

Neville: Whenever we play ANYTHING, you guys always fight!

Draco: But we kiss and make up afterwards😉

Hermione: Yup😍

Harry: *retches*

Hermione: Shut up, Harry!

Ron: Alright, I've had my chicken! What did I miss?

Fred: ...

A/N: Eeek! I'm so happy! I've had so many more reads on this than I thought I would get! Thank you all from the bottom of my heart, it means so much to me! I'm not sure if this chapter is as funny as the others... what do you think? Honest opinions please... if you think it wasn't funny enough, I can take it down!

Lots of love

Safi31