Harry Potter Facebook

-Harry Potter has logged on-

-Roonil Wazlib has logged on-

-Hermione Granger has logged on-

-Roonil has posted a picture of his foot-

Comments:

Roonil: How does this thing work? Wait. What do I do with these buttons?

Hermione: You type out the letters by pressing the buttons, Ron.

Harry: Hermione, I didn't know that you had Facebook!

Hermione: Yes, I have Facebook, Harry. I suppose I forgot to tell you.

Roonil: How do these work again?

Hermione: Do I need to Apparate over to your house, Ronald?

Roonil: Yes.

-Ginny Weasley has logged on-

Ginny: No, Hermione, you don't need to.

Hermione: Thank you, Ginny.

Harry: How did I not know that my girlfriend has Facebook?!

Ginny: Because I didn't tell you.

Harry: Okay?

Harry: How do you know how to work Facebook, though?

Ginny: Hermione

Harry: Oh.....

Roonil: How do you know how to work Facebook, Ginny?

Ginny: I just said Hermione!

Ginny: By the way, thanks, Hermione.

Hermione: You're welcome, Ginny. :)

Roonil: What is that?

Hermione: What is what?

Harry: The happy smiley guy thing.

Ginny: It's an emoji!

Harry: Okay....

Roonil: Is that Latin or something?

Harry: How did you make it?

Hermione: I added : to ).

Roonil: Did you use magic?

Hermione: No, I didn't use magic. I just showed you.

Roonil: ;0

Roonil: That doesn't look like a happy smiley guy thing.

Hermione: Hold on shift, Ronald.

Roonil: :)

Hermione: There you go! Now, I need to go and make something to eat before Kreacher does it for me.

Harry: Kreacher's at your house?!

Hermione: No, he's at Ginny's. She and I went to get some robes together at Diagon Alley today. I came home for dinner and Kreacher said something about Ginny being his new mistress.

Hermione: Harry?

Roonil: YOU DID IT?!

Ginny: Did what?

-Harry as logged off-

Ginny: What was he talking about, Ronald?!

-Roonil has logged off-

Ginny: Hermione?

Hermione: Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies, Ginny.

Ginny: Hermione. You are neither Fred nor George.

Ginny: You are Hermione.

Ginny: Tell me what is going on.

Hermione: Good bye.

Ginny: You're still at my house.

-Hermione has logged off-

-Hermione has Disapparated from Ginny's house-

Ginny: Great, I'm the last person on here.

Ginny: I will be speaking with you later, Harry.

Ginny: Wait—why is Ron's name "Roonil Wazlib"?

Ginny: Old Self-Spelling spells don't work on Facebook, do they?

Ginny: Bye.

-Ginny has logged off-

-Ginny has Apparated to Harry's house-

-Harry is now cowering under Ginny's yelling-

-Kreacher is having fun writing these things-

-Kreacher is doing nothing-

-Kreacher will go now-

-Kreacher says goodbye-

Thanks you guys so much for reading! I hope you have enjoyed this first chapter! :)