Desc:James is "pregnant"

Tags:Silly James,Silly Sirius,Peter is so done with them,Out of character,James x Sirius

Rating:Mature(coarse language and sexual innuedo)

In the gryiffindor dorm,Sirius was groaning from boredom while Remus and Peter were doing Transfiguration homework,a 3 and a half foot essay on vanishing spells.

James :*Busts in*YEET

Remus:BITCH WHAT

James:I'M FUCKING PREGNANT

Remus:NO UR NOT, STUPID

Sirius:Pookie,who's pregnant?

James:ME SIRACHI

Sirius:CONGRATS! NOW I CAN BE THAT  DAD THAT LEAVES TO GET THE MILK AND NEVER COMES BACK! :D

Peter:Sorry wat-

Sirius:SHUT YO ASS PETAR

Peter:WHY NOT U STOP BEING A RIDICULOUS ASS SIRACHI

Remus:SHUT THE FUCK UP *Casts a silencing spell on both of them*

Remus:*sighs*Gaymi,your not pregnant

James:But i feel moody and nauseous-

Sirius:*does counter-charm for silencing spell*Maybe its the morning sickness where you cry and boogers shoot out of your anal inhaler like a locomotion charm

Remus:SIRACHI DON'T MAKE IT SOUND SUS

Sirius:I just want to reassure my poor little pookie... :(

James:I'm not little,puppy

Remus:Well,u can't be pregnant,ur a boy

James:Sorry wat

Remus:MERLIN UR THICK

James:I keep fit regulary,i don't sleep on the chaser job

Remus:Not like that,fine,lets just put it this way.U have a dick and not a vagina

James:oh ok makes sense

Sirius:Anyways,Prongs,u wanna go prank Several-ass?

James:OHOHO U BET SIRACHI

Sirius and James:*disappears*

Peter:Welp their gone,lets do our homework.