Me and Neville

Emilia stood in a bandits get up in front of Voldemort , looking quite confused

Emilia: um.... Isn't Harry supposed to be here?

Voldemort: no actually, I'm taking the day off of my teenage obsession.

Emilia: yeah okay but like, why me?

Voldemort: so I can have some sort of victory, seeing that I've failed every single time so far.

Emilia: so you do this to help yourself feel better?

Voldemort: lol yeah pretty much.

Voldemort: anyways.

Voldemort: back to more serious things. You must-

Emilia: DIE yeah yeah I know.

Voldemort: *straightens out robes* well this is going a lot easier than i thought-

Emilia: I won't give in easily! I won't!

Voldemort: you will eat this apple, or your Prince dies!

Emilia: *wells with tears* not him!

Voldemort: absolutely! And if you don't, you both will die!

Emilia: but-

Voldemort: you have three seconds going once! Going-

Emilia: wait! I just need to know a couple things before I agree to this.

Voldemort: *sigh* very well. What do you wanna know?

Emilia: first off, am I going to die?

Voldemort: idk tbh Snape made the potion, the thing lasts for 12 hours, and if you haven't awoken by then, then yes.

Emilia: secondly, while I'm "unconscious" like am I just gonna lay on the ground, or am I gonna be placed in a coffin? Bc this would be really bad for my pores.

Voldemort: actually-

Emilia: <_<

Voldemort: fine you can have a coffin.

Emilia: lastly-

Voldemort: can we like hurry? I have to meet the death eaters in ten at the ice skating rink.

Emilia: how am I gonna pee? I mean I'm going to assume since I'm not dead I'll be in a deep sleep in a coffin, I kinda don't wanna be laying in my own pee.

Voldemort: awkward, but you won't pee-

Emilia: how do you know?

Voldemort: because I just do. I know these things. Now! Eat the apple or Neville dies!

Emilia: I have complete faith in you Neville! *eats apple and faints*

Voldemort: *puts her in a coffin and seals it* MWAHAHAHA! *leaves**

Seven Weasleys come and adore the coffin with flowers

Ginny: *is a fairy skipping in on the scene* oh dear!

Ginny: There's a princess, in a coma, glad it's her instead of me.
Pretty maiden, in a glass box, how I wonder does she pee.
Blah blah poison apple, boring boring dark lord.
Filler filler been there read that! Seven Weasleys  on the scene.
Skip ahead skip ahead!
But in the end the princess wakes up with a start
The prince is good at kissing- 🎵

SORRY -unicorns-- but I needed Luna for this one line 😂

Luna: MHMNNN!

*crickets chirp*

Fred: AWKWARD!

Ginny: and melting the princess's heart!
So I know, he will appear,
and his armor will be blinding!
He'll propose, on one knee- 🎵

Neville: um. Actually I was just gonna ask her out-

Ginny: SHHHHH!

Ginny; About time they set the wedding date! I know it's today, He will show up today. 🎵

Neville: thanks Ginny. *shoos everyone away*

Fred: what? You expect us to leave? This is like one of the most romantic scenes of the century!

George: come on bro, let's go get the fireworks ready. 😂

Neville opens the coffin and stares adoringly at the princess. (Me). He leans in and kisses her, causing her to gasp for breath. Fred and Georges fireworks go off.

Emilia: you found me!

Neville: of course I did! I couldn't leave my girl
In a coffin could I?

Emilia: *blushes*

Neville: so um, I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me?

Emilia: of course I do!

The end