Cynarr thank you for your enduring patience and I'm so sorry that this dragged out. I've been quite busy, so I finally have time to update! Yay!

Caleb and Fiona

Caleb: ONWARD MY NOBEL STEED! WE SHALL BE OFF!

Caleb galloped across the desert as he finally made it to the tall tower, where the fierce and evil dragon Smaug held the princess captive. And it was his duty to kill the dragon and rescue the princess.

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Fiona: I wonder when my Prince Charming will come?

Caleb: hello? Anyone here?! *rope climbing up the tower*

Fiona: *whispers* SCOREE! *clears throat* I am here! *shoves a bunch of stuff under the bed*  *smooths dress and sits patiently*

Caleb: *heavy breathing* HEY princess.

Fiona: Oh brace knight! Thank you for rescuing me!  Take this hanky as a sign of my affection.

Caleb: *wipes face and armpits and hands it back to her* Thanks. It's really humid up here.

Fiona: Ew. *throws it away*

Caleb: Shall we be off?

Fiona: YES! Where is your noble steed?

Caleb: um... *sees horse galloping away* don't you have stairs?

Fiona: uh no. I'm in a tower in the middle of nowhere. With a large dragon that-

Suddenly there is a roar and the tower shakes.

Fiona: YOU DIDNT SLAY THE DRAGON????

Caleb: I had other priorities in mind! It's not like i wasn't gonna get to it....

Fiona: so how are we gonna get out now?

Smaug: who dares to steal my princess!

Fiona: *pushes him* go on. Tell him.

Caleb: it is I! Caleb! A knight of Hogwarts!

Smaug: *blows fire and they dodge it* COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!

Fiona: perhaps we will meet in the afterlife?

Caleb: *pulls out a mini black arrow and bow* not a chance princess.

Fiona: HOORAY!

Caleb: *shoots it and Smaug dies* that was like super easy. *pulls out wand* ready?

Fiona: let's go!